I wonder if the real Britney is dead and that time she had a meltdown and shaved her head was a malfunctioning clone, like Martin Lawrence, Dave Chapelle, et al. This one is always almost showing her naughty bits on Instagram and the C-section scar should be obvious, but it isn't. I wonder what the deal was with her running out of gas.

If Britney can legally escape the clutches of being forced to pay a portion of her income to her father, then the rest of us should be equally as free to not pay the IRS any income tax.