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DavoW420 34 points ago +34 / -0

Your friendly neighbor HERO!

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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely! But what is a catstrap?

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NCSWIC2020x2 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like a dog strap only not as friendly or loyal.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I thought it was like those stop sticks cops use to stop high speed chases. Lay one of those suckers under your car and let the thief slide themselves under the car and rip the shit out of their backs.

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DingasMcPingas69 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m guessing it attaches to the catalytic converter and helps prevent theft.

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NoMoreMB 4 points ago +4 / -0

After mine was sawed out and stolen I got a squirrel cage put on the replacement. It messes with the vibration on the vehicle floor. It's more permanent than a cat-strap (catalytic converter strap) and harder to remove. But they remove both cat straps and cages, if they have the time. But $4,000 was my replacement all -in cost. Plus had to get it re-smgged. They also blew the SMOG port.

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AmberWins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. I'm sorry that happened to you. It's become an epidemic down here in Texas

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Apple-Bag 23 points ago +23 / -0

fantastic

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penisse 22 points ago +22 / -0

There’s a small village a few kilometers from here where they advertise their neighborhood cohesion, watch each other’s kids and notice unusual transit. That’s way more dissuasive than any « video surveillance » signs.👍🏻

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undine53 [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

When I was growing up that was the norm in most places. If kids were misbehaving they would be told off - no running to their parents; if they did they'd get the same response. Can't do it now, the parents would get stroppy. I tried to warn some kids to get out of a field because there were ground nesting skylarks and the farmer did not want his crop damaged - their mum went nuts. Different world, shame.

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PepeSee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't get me started about neighbor kids that have NO fear or boundaries around playing up and down the street, making noise, not giving space, etc - I had one damn near hit me (brushed my shirt) on a razor scooter while I was kneeling on the sidewalk working on my sprinklers. I was like "you have the whole street!" - fucking oblivious little retard!

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undine53 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

When someone annoys me or does something mean I pray for them. Works well, usually no repeats. Sometimes you have to do it more than once. Better than raising your blood pressure and cortisone levels.

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BrotherAmerica 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you have to do it more than once, isn't that because of a repeat?

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LoneWulf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Some devils require more than one exorcism.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I swear, helicopter parenting is producing people that will NOT be able to think or function either on their own OR with others. It's real neat....

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PepeSee 1 point ago +3 / -2

Oh God. Fuck off.

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unemotioNOLE -1 points ago +2 / -3

nice reply. what an idiot, it is a tech company dummy

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PepeSee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whatever, I'm not arguing about rude kids with some dipshit going on some "sidewalks are for sidewalking" total idiocy.

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unemotioNOLE -4 points ago +1 / -5

haha i replied to the wrong comment. so the sidewalk by name is for your use whatever it may be not a way for kids to stay out of the road. got it. god it really does take all kinds to make the world go round. just imagine how bad things would be if you know you as an adult set an example and let them have a clear sidewalk. musta be a fuckin disaster averted huh? you go on complaing about kids being kids and you being a dick towards them. cant wait for you to come back and complain your house got egged by some teenagers in a couple years when those kids grow up and realize how much of an ass you have been to them. get it grandpa tellum get off my lawn

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unemotioNOLE -2 points ago +2 / -4

sidewalks are a path for traveling. you were on the path and get upset someone is using said path you were blocking? why not kneel on the grass and fix your sprinklers? imagine getting upset about something you caused yourself, well you dont have to imagine. i bet you would complain if you were driving and they held you up. you would be saying" get on the sidewalk on here instead of sayng use the road.

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Cpleb 10 points ago +10 / -0

the ego of people have grown out of control for the average person……

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Miztivin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Living in a small rural town. This describes the dirt road I live on. I am blessed.

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peterbeater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Neighborhood Watches Great Again

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heebiejeebie 12 points ago +12 / -0

good neighbor.... but needs a larger caliber!

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BigDaddy1reboot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where I used to live, in Commiefornia, smart people would remove their catalytic converter and store it in the garage and replace it with a straight piece of exhaust pipe. Then when they had to get the Commiefornia mandated emissions test done, they would reinstall the catalytic converter for the test. Why go through the bother you ask? Because a catalytic converter can cost up to $1000, and it only takes a few minutes to take it out.

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skeletorcares 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some cost more than that.

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BumbleHill 8 points ago +9 / -1

A friend of mine lives outside Los Angeles in one of those garbage desert towns. He woke up at 4am to a knock on his door and it was his neighbor who said he'd just chased off a guy trying to steal his catalytic convertor and threw rocks at the guys truck. They laughed about it and went about their lives.

That night super late at night somebody in a similar truck rolled up and hurled two molotov cocktails at their front door. My friend got the fire put out pretty quickly with his extinguisher he keeps in the kitchen. From outside they heard all kinds of yelling. It turned out the dude was rushing so hard to get away that he flipped his truck in the swale outside the house. The driver broke his leg in the rollover and was pinned in the truck while my friend and his neighbor laughed as the cops showed up. He was an illegal in a stolen truck!

The guy got arrested, and they found a bunch of cats and the cutting tools. But, the dude wound up getting off and not being convicted. A few months later my friend came home from work and the house was burnt down, complete with his dog inside. Police never made an arrest and said they had no proof it was the same guy.

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Enlightenment_Now 8 points ago +8 / -0

But, the dude wound up getting off and not being convicted. A few months later my friend came home from work and the house was burnt down, complete with his dog inside. Police never made an arrest and said they had no proof it was the same guy.

This makes me sad.

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rottn 4 points ago +4 / -0

This really pisses me off.

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undine53 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh no, that's sad. When bad guys get off it only encourages them.

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rottn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking California.

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DemonDMT 7 points ago +7 / -0

California needs to be broken up into seperate states, it's not fair that California covers 90% of the west coast and the shit is run by dickhole democrats.

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A_whole_nother_thing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, well, that's the utopia they've built in CA for you.

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mac1221 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sucks.

I had a friend in So Ca that owned a classic VW van in very nice condition. One day he was sideswiped and the car that hit him continued to drive away. The entire side of the van was damaged. Because of the age of his vehicle, he knew there was no way his own insurance would pay for the damages. He managed to chase down the vehicle that hit him - it was being driven by an illegal. My friend was born in Mexico and was legally in the US. So he knew this guy didn't have a license or insurance. Understandably my friend was pissed and wanted to know who was going to pay for the damage on his van.

As the argument got more heated there was some physical contact. Some concerned citizen called the police. When the police arrived my friend thought for sure there would be some kind of justice. At least the illegal would be arrested for driving without a license, hit and run, and no insurance. He thought for sure the illegal's vehicle would be impounded - so even though it would not pay for the damage on his van, at least he could have the satisfaction that the guy wouldn't get to just walk away. Boy was he wrong. The police instead arrested my friend for assault and let the illegal go. He spent the weekend in jail. The charges were later dropped and he paid to have his van fixed.

No wonder these people come here. They know they can pretty much get away with murder and our system will not hold them accountable. It seems like a good time for frontier justice to be making a comeback.

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CMAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

they should have taken care of the problem and buried the remains in that desert.

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Island_Photo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Video! I want video of that!!!!

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Island_Photo 5 points ago +5 / -0

just imagine the theiving muther-monkypox-carrying-tailpipe-togunging-asshole's reaction..

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SaltyKarens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only certain states took part in the ban.

Analyzing Air Gun Laws By State: 50 States Airgun Laws Last Updated On March 17, 2022

https://outdoorever.com/air-gun-laws-by-state/

I just had a friend that purchased a DPMS Full Auto SBR CO2-Powered BB in a neighboring state.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Dear Friendly Neighbor, next time use a .22"

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GoatInTheHat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm fresh out of .22 rounds. Will .223 work?

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 6 points ago +6 / -0

yes, rounding is acceptable in common core

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anonleo1579 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn’t have clarified what gun hahaha. Expect to find a dead thief under your car.

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bigsix 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and added 'sorry about the mess'....

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307Sleeper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it. Just yell out that the first shot was from your BB gun, the next will be from your 12ga.

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gb1787 2 points ago +2 / -0

Increase caliber next time

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DemonDMT 2 points ago +2 / -0

your neighbor is actually superman

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skeletorcares 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yeah, I'm for it, but this is highly illegal, especially to incriminate yourself via written evidence.

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SWOL_of_CINDER 5 points ago +7 / -2

Ok Karen

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skeletorcares 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heads up, if you shoot me with a BB gun while I'm working on my exhaust at night, you will be killed.

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SWOL_of_CINDER 2 points ago +4 / -2

Working on car exhaust at night, in the dark, in the middle of a neighborhood. Sounds totally normal.. Ok Karen.

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skeletorcares 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have found myself doing that a number of times, while carrying, for exactly this reason. This guy clearly doesn't know his neighbors and could have easily ended up dead. Good luck "Karen."

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SWOL_of_CINDER 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'm sure you have, clown. I'm sure you have.

Spez: To clarify: You

  1. work on your exhaust at night in the dark rather in the daylight hours like a normal person.

2)carry "for the exact reason" to revenge murder someone that might possibly shoot you with a BB gun thinking you're stealing someone's converter while you're working on your exhaust at night in the dark on multiple occasions?

Damn bro, what kind of lazy made up strawman for-the-sake-of-being-right commie bullshit am I reading? You're as believable as David Hogg. 🙃

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skeletorcares 1 point ago +1 / -0

I work during the day, you retard. If I have to work on the cars it's at night. Yes, on multiple occasions I've worked on my exhaust in these conditions.

I carry while working on my car in the street because someone might do something stupid like shoot me, and yes. They will get shot back, bb or not.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spez: To clarify: You

work on your exhaust at night in the dark rather in the daylight hours like a normal person.

Live in the dessert in the summer you faggot

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NoMoreMB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the three criminals on video who stole the cat from my truck 2 monsth ago but their vehicle had lights on and the plate was blurred - cops said even they would not be able to make it out. But cops are supposed to have AMPAD 5 software to do that, am trying open source software. WIll take a while, but revenge is best served cold.

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1Pissedoffredhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy this guy a beer!

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74nooffub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funniest thing I've read in days. BBs hurt, dawg.

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