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Reese27 106 points ago +106 / -0

Oh f*ck, he's going to a Russian male prison. I am certain he is questioning his life choices now......

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CommiesGetTheRope 62 points ago +62 / -0

...... where he will get to fulfill his dream of being a female for thousands of hardened Russian criminals.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 49 points ago +49 / -0

Ha… hardened.

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AmberWins 56 points ago +56 / -0

Oh FFS I'm a 54 year old grown woman and I'm snickering like a 12 year old adolescent boy.

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PompeiusMagnus 23 points ago +23 / -0

50yo man - I’m right there with you 😂

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Godisglory1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same age and a woman too. We were born same year. 😀

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Jackdagger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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numina18 6 points ago +6 / -0

brutal.....

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russiah 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Fun times ahead" Draymond Green

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Island_Photo 23 points ago +23 / -0

who said that "he was being sent to a Penal" colony?

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Island_Photo 10 points ago +10 / -0

lots of peni there..

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 11 points ago +11 / -0

Penal confirmed

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Reese27 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nearly spat my coffee out then.

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Island_Photo 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least you didn't snort

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Sadness 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was Salty Cracker.

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NoMoreMB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Male, he had undescended organs at birth, and his doctors should have noticed that as undescended testicles are common among boys born prematurely. It tends to self-correct by 4 months, if not, it needs to be treated to avoid complications later in life, such as infertility and testicular cancer.

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numina18 6 points ago +6 / -0

And thinking you're a girl.

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InmatesRunTheAsylum 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point, they're connected to what should be his spine.

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think this is fake news.

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Joby14212 59 points ago +59 / -0

Not to be stupid but they can't tell by looking?

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Awakenednotwoke 34 points ago +34 / -0

LOL! Can't wait for Twitter to Reeeeee over this biological FACT!!!

Yeah, it's a man, Baby!

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Island_Photo 22 points ago +22 / -0

The "Reeeee" heard round the world?

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is when Big Mike grabs the football, just wait for it

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_Big_Mike_Robinson 3 points ago +3 / -0

😘😉😎

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billbuckner 2 points ago +2 / -0

But but it identifies as a woman,so she is a woman!!! ReEEEEE Russian meanies

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Awakenednotwoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hilarious. Very few people, save Libtards and Twitter bots, give a hang about this situation. Who knows? Maybe She/He/Ze or whatever may learn to regret their actions (ha!) and appreciate US freedoms - which sadly appear to be dwindling by the day - and as so many have pointed out - will no longer have to suffer through the US National Anthem.

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Mightyspark2022 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao, we will all know soon!

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OkieBowhunter 31 points ago +31 / -0

Michell Obama has fooled a lot of people.

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Reese27 17 points ago +17 / -0

Only some of the people, some of the time! :)

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AmberWins 18 points ago +18 / -0

Interesting! Ripping the mask off this "woman" would certainly grease the skids for the truth to come out about Big Mike!

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swampbeast 8 points ago +8 / -0

If that's true I honestly cannot wait to see people's faces!

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm got up, stood up.

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BadMamaJama 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anybody think Griner (and maybe MObama) are hermaphrodites? And the parents' had to select a gender to raise the child? The thing with MO though, pics show her as a man in several 'appearances' prior to BO's rise in politics.

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Squid80 7 points ago +7 / -0

If this is the case, I feel some pity. That has to be tough growing up with. I also think 9 years is a RIDICULOUS sentence for the crime, but those are Russia's laws. I mean, you CHOSE to live there, probably should've checked up on MJ laws in country.

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CommiesGetTheRope 12 points ago +12 / -0

The story is bigger than what is being reported. This was not just a single vape pen with oil it was a bunch of it for distribution.

Oh, and dude was not a hermaphrodite just decided to take advantage of a women's college scholarship under Obama's new tranny college rule. Let the piece of shit rot in Russian jail forever.

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Squid80 2 points ago +2 / -0

Until I see evidence of that I'll doubt it. Makes 0 sense.

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CommiesGetTheRope 7 points ago +7 / -0

The story about the college ball has been everywhere when he went from male to female. He did that in 2009 to take a women's scholarship. He also did an interview in 2014 where he said he was a trans female but was also a lesbian. He is married to a chick.

Sorry I don't have the sauce on the fact that it was more than one single use vape pen but think it was on Patriots.

Makes 0 sense is a pretty ridiculous statement. Everything we have learned over the past 5 years would qualify for your "Makes 0 Sense" qualifier.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

He did that in 2009 to take a women's scholarship. He also did an interview in 2014 where he said he was a trans female but was also a lesbian. He is married to a chick.

I believe it.

It's that "lefty" toxic masculinity they always accuse us of.

Steal scholarships from women. Pretend that you can make a better woman than we do.

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Squid80 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not going to fall for your dialectic. Produce evidence or fuck off

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OkieBowhunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her Dance on the Ellen show sealed the deal for me. That's not normal.

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NoMoreMB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Male, he had undescended organs at birth, and his doctors should have noticed that as undescended testicles are common among boys born prematurely. It tends to self-correct by 4 months, if not, it needs to be treated to avoid complications later in life, such as infertility and testicular cancer.

But they marked him down as F. Who know what happened at 4 months.

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Sadness 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's more to it than just testicles though...

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Flowers_for_Alger 1 point ago +1 / -0

My thoughts exactly- or klinefelter?

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zetts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike packing heat

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Mr_A 16 points ago +16 / -0

If they need a microscope, that should tell you something...

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MudPuddlePie 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂😂😂

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Joby14212 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait a minute maybe I have this figured out maybe griner won't let them look at the privates down there because maybe griner also identifies as a 9-year-old?

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Young_Patriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

This could be one of those incredible red pill moments. If this woman is really a man, then who else is?

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Hemanbattlecat 19 points ago +19 / -0

I just listened to a bit of a random interview with Griner, that is definitely a man talking.

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3Beans 16 points ago +16 / -0

I hope they order one for Big Mike

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LucilleBrawl 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's a guy on TS who is adamant it's a woman. It's almost like he's a lefty who is trying to gaslight and tell us what a woman is. Maybe he has a crush on her and wants it to be a woman so bad. I dunno.

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Infidel440 16 points ago +16 / -0

Has he seen the pool footage? That ain’t no woman.

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farpointpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

^^^ THIS ^^^

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't even ACT like a woman.

If a woman had a flat chest, she'd still cover it with a bikini top. She wouldn't go shirtless like a man.

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wisconsheepgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you speaking of Big Mike or Brittany Griner?

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Infidel440 2 points ago +2 / -0

Griner

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HuskeyG 2 points ago +2 / -0

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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CommiesGetTheRope 11 points ago +11 / -0

Griner claims to be a woman who is a lesbian and is married to a woman. Why is that so hard to understand you bigots. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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amarQ144 3 points ago +3 / -0

"a woman who is a lesbian with a dick and is married to a woman**** ...FTFY

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

A straight guy with a grift.

FIFY.

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bukkakelord59 1 point ago +1 / -0

classic lol

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he is adamant he should stand and deliver.

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Blandeaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he should bend over and cough

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NOT_ADMIN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let the DNA test tell us. Easy peasy

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AngelCole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I saw that account. It's probably his wife otherwise how would they know what's in his/her pants. The account speaks as if they have intimate knowledge.

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Enlightenment_Now 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you assuming she tells the truth?

Or that she was told the truth?

Was she there when he was born?

Or is that the story the family circulates?

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Lonegunman65 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh….this ought to get interesting!

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Infidel440 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shouldn’t this have been obvious on the initial strip search? 🤔

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ThePowerOfPrayer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends on whether Griner's had reconstructive surgery or not.

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335K 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yummy image. 🤢

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spaceforceltc 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone somewhere theorized that Grimer was born a hermaphrodite with a micropenis and that the parents could not tell, so they raised him/her/it as female.

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't believe it. Sounds like a cover story.

That dude ACTS like a dude.

He's been a dude all his life.

He likes guy things, like professional basketball, off-roading, and women.

On the other hand, it COULD be true. Or he could be a chimera. A natural one.

But it's unlikely.

I figure he's a dude with a grift.

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spaceforceltc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am guessing that they have already seen him/her/it naked in the Russian prison and even in the showers and locker rooms of the WNBA teams that he/she/it plays on. For that reason, I don't think Brittney is hanging dong like that other dude who swims for UPenn. That dude is definitely running a scam. He gets to shower and change with a bunch of fit women his age, make them all have to look at his dong, doesn't even pretend to like dudes, and he gets to annihilate them in competition. He literally just grew his hair out and gave himself a new name that is just a shortened version of his given name.

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Bedminster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is the betting window open?

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Donny_Fiasco 10 points ago +10 / -0

Weather

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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Minimagamama 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it walks like a duck. And talks like a duck…

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amarQ144 13 points ago +13 / -0

If it whacks like a dick...

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AngelCole 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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Minimagamama 1 point ago +1 / -0

💥

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MudPuddlePie 10 points ago +10 / -0

His adam’s apple is very obvious in the pic.

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Wrez77 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

EVEN A CHILD KNOWS THIS!

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inquimous 9 points ago +9 / -0

They know, this is to show proof independent of all philosophical argument.

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NewbombII 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine having to give back gold medals and NCAA championship.

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Wearestillfree 8 points ago +8 / -0

Blood test will confirm:

Y chromosome = Male X chromosome = Female

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

XY = male; XX= female.

What if he's XXY?

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Msmisfake 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dna tests are racist

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FrogFog 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are Russians not biologists! Give em a break!

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LS_DJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh my god if this is how he gets outed as a dude i'm going to laugh my ass off

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672mack 6 points ago +6 / -0

MOAB, Mother Of All Boners?

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Smeg 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll have to test his semen to make sure...

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OldSchool2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually, where he's going, the men's "penal" colony, I am imagining "brittany" will be doing a lot of sampling.

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BadMamaJama 3 points ago +3 / -0

updoots galore to you

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

anybody have sauce for this claim?

we all know it, but is it actually habbening or just a cute troll?

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NooneFor2024II 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now do Sandra (Andy) Bullock

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bukkakelord59 1 point ago +1 / -0

you're kidding no fking way how

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blacksmith21 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if....Griner is "the first arrest" and shocking the world involves exposing the shemale game at play?

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Hayle 3 points ago +3 / -0

It seems to be world news since it’s international between two superpowers, it checks that box at least

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FreedomFlowerDelta 3 points ago +3 / -0

So.....her "ex" had twins.....

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂🤣

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Munchaussen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now do Big Mike.

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An_Extinct_DQDQ_Bird 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the weirdest tranny I've seen to dade. It's not as obvious it's a dude or a female. 100% freakazoid though confirmed.

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lovecymru 4 points ago +4 / -0

Follow the science

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminder that it's not JUST because Griner is really tall.

The tallest player in WNBA history was a Polish woman named Margo Dydek, who was 7'2". She even got pregnant and had children, but she died of cancer.

This? This is something very, very different.

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navyjoanbiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this true or a troll.....?

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swimkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha...... his secret will be exposed soon.

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HuntersLaptopMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats a man baby

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2EyesOpen 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://generationiron.com/watch-jim-carrey-poses-off-female-bodybuilding-competition/

Stomp your hoof once if you're a male, and twice if you're a female.

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Mcmurdo32 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the release the results. We'll know as long as they reveal what prison, male or female, it goes to.

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GDZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s awesome! If they do the test I hope they share the results but I’m betting they won’t because of it being personal health data, but hopefully the Russians will let us know what prison she will be sent to, men or women’s. Wonder if all his fans and the poopy pants administration will be in an uproar and push harder to swap prisoners before they can test. I’m hoping Russia already did the test before it was announced.

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VulgarProfit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's hermaphrodite, XXY

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marcellapalaferri 2 points ago +3 / -1

Please do! Okay, so just saying S/He could have both sex organs. Hermaphrodite. The only way to know 100% is DNA. I have no idea what the percentage of incidence this is for births but it could happen.

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MommaChz1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol oh that would be fantastic!!

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InsleeMustGo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does Russia have laws against intentionally defrauding employers or the public? Claiming you are a female and playing professional basketball in a league for women for a number of years. That is defrauding the employers and the Russian people who paid to see women's basketball.

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AngelCole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point, let's hope so. I wonder if they'll post the results on the internet.🤔

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winn 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

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Riggs99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justin Beiber better never go to Russia now...

She wouldnt like being called out.

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NoMoreMB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Male, he had undescended organs at birth, and his doctors should have noticed that as undescended testicles are common among boys born prematurely. It tends to self-correct by 4 months, if not, it needs to be treated to avoid complications later in life, such as infertility and testicular cancer.

The hospital was ignorant or lazy, and marked HIM as F, or so I read somewhere.

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

top lel

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KathrynMarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything about 'it' screams MAN!!!!!!!!

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TexasPatriot57 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dick don’t give him away?