General sir! I told you please do not touch the blue wire to the green wire while replacing the override fuses!! It’s override for a reason! I know you wanted to do some work yourself today besides pushing pencils, and I thought you were doing fine sir. But when I heard the sudden whoosh from the silo, I knew we F’d up… sir!
Man I hope the grunts didn’t pull the safety pins off the warheads for “war game test launches” yesterday, or we are in deep sheeyat General. I’m gonna go from Colonel Brent to Major Brig Bitch, and you’ll just be retired, sent home, and come back as some VP pick for a future loser Democrat President puppet.
Dammit why did I let you do the fuses?! Wait wait wait. Who’s the private or corporal janitor on today?! We can blame him! Hurry sir! Sign this sheet of paper at the bottom, and I’ll type up the “accident report” his broom handle got shoved up the button. Yes! That’ll work sir.
Biden’s President anyway, he’ll believe it and we’ll both get medals for accidentally glassing some economic competition. Plus Xi has been asking if the nuke-tech he “borrowed” really works per our files. This way he gets to see how it can affect neighbor nuking. Hahaha.
BS. NO ONE 'accidentally' fires a NUKE. Stupid/insane/evil fires a nuke.
Found a bit moar via the commies over at BBC News/India (Yandex) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-62655736
Well at least it proves that they couldn’t ‘accidentally’ arm the warhead….!
And now Pakistan has a good idea about what is facing them for future defensive systems…
Just like the Russians have been doing with US and Western weapons in Ukraine…
WWG1WGA
dam button is so sensitive sometimes
General sir! I told you please do not touch the blue wire to the green wire while replacing the override fuses!! It’s override for a reason! I know you wanted to do some work yourself today besides pushing pencils, and I thought you were doing fine sir. But when I heard the sudden whoosh from the silo, I knew we F’d up… sir!
Man I hope the grunts didn’t pull the safety pins off the warheads for “war game test launches” yesterday, or we are in deep sheeyat General. I’m gonna go from Colonel Brent to Major Brig Bitch, and you’ll just be retired, sent home, and come back as some VP pick for a future loser Democrat President puppet.
Dammit why did I let you do the fuses?! Wait wait wait. Who’s the private or corporal janitor on today?! We can blame him! Hurry sir! Sign this sheet of paper at the bottom, and I’ll type up the “accident report” his broom handle got shoved up the button. Yes! That’ll work sir.
Biden’s President anyway, he’ll believe it and we’ll both get medals for accidentally glassing some economic competition. Plus Xi has been asking if the nuke-tech he “borrowed” really works per our files. This way he gets to see how it can affect neighbor nuking. Hahaha.
Has anyone else here ever accidentally fired a nuke?
ooooops my bad
u/#kek
Sorry neighbor.
Poo in it.