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1 Experts Believe Russia Low On Soldiers After Putin Spotted Trying To Teach A Polar Bear How To Drive A Tank

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-believe-russia-losing-war-after-putin-spotted-trying-to-teach-a-polar-bear-how-to-drive-a-tank

2 Eight Ways Besides Heartbeats That Women Are Tricked Into Thinking Babies Are Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-more-ways-besides-heartbeats-that-women-are-tricked-into-thinking-babies-are-alive

3 In Continued Push For Gender Neutrality, Air Force Removes All Flight Sticks From Planes

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-continued-push-for-gender-neutrality-air-force-removes-all-flight-sticks-from-planes

4 Dad Empties Dishwasher So He Has An Excuse To Watch 19 Hours Of Football This Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-empties-dishwasher-so-he-has-an-excuse-to-watch-19-hours-of-football-this-weekend

5 Jean-Pierre Clarifies That Official White House Policy Is The Opposite Of Whatever Biden Says In Interviews

https://babylonbee.com/news/jean-pierre-clarifies-that-official-white-house-policy-is-the-opposite-of-whatever-biden-says-in-interviews

6 Spirit Airlines Introduces New Bargain Flight Where They Just Launch You In A Medieval Catapult

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-introduces-new-bargain-flight-where-they-just-launch-you-in-a-medieval-trebuchet

7 Wife Carefully Selects Perfect Fall Mums To Kill

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-carefully-selects-perfect-fall-mums-to-kill

8 I Would Like Your Undivided Attention Please - WAIT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME I WILL LITERALLY STAB YOU IN THE THROAT - An Op-Ed By Your Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-would-like-your-undivided-attention-please---why-are-you-touching-me-i-will-literally-stab-you-in-the-throat

9 Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-chooses-bald-actress-to-play-rapunzel-in-live-action-remake

10 White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-staff-to-fit-joe-biden-with-a-jingle-bell-collar-so-they-can-find-him-when-he-wanders-off

...Don't Worry...

...Bee Happy...

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