1 Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-next-hurricane-to-hit-us-will-be-named-after-a-woman-of-color
2 Authorities Warn That Hurricane Could Cause Florida To Have As Many Water And Power Shortages As California
3 NASA Saves Face By Claiming Female Astronaut Running Spaceship Into Asteroid Was Intentional
4 Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy
5 Biden Personally Flies To Iran To March With Iranian Women Exposing Their Hair
6 Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat
7 Society OK With Religious People As Long As They're Not Those Weird Ones Who Actually Believe It
8 White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off
Dad Empties Dishwasher So He Has An Excuse To Watch 19 Hours Of Football This Weekend
Conservatives Disappointed By Technicality That Says Prime Minister Of Italy Cannot Also Be President Of The U.S.
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