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1 Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-next-hurricane-to-hit-us-will-be-named-after-a-woman-of-color

2 Authorities Warn That Hurricane Could Cause Florida To Have As Many Water And Power Shortages As California

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-that-hurricane-could-cause-florida-to-have-almost-as-many-water-and-power-shortages-as-california

3 NASA Saves Face By Claiming Female Astronaut Running Spaceship Into Asteroid Was Intentional

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-saves-face-by-claiming-female-astronaut-running-spaceship-into-asteroid-was-intentional

4 Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-drafts-articles-of-impeachment-against-new-prime-minister-of-italy

5 Biden Personally Flies To Iran To March With Iranian Women Exposing Their Hair

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-personally-flies-to-iran-to-march-with-iranian-women-exposing-their-hair

6 Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/batman-unable-to-keep-up-with-with-rising-crime-as-gotham-city-elects-another-democrat

7 Society OK With Religious People As Long As They're Not Those Weird Ones Who Actually Believe It

https://babylonbee.com/news/society-ok-with-religious-people-as-long-as-theyre-not-those-weird-ones-who-actually-believe-it

8 White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-staff-to-fit-joe-biden-with-a-jingle-bell-collar-so-they-can-find-him-when-he-wanders-off

Dad Empties Dishwasher So He Has An Excuse To Watch 19 Hours Of Football This Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-empties-dishwasher-so-he-has-an-excuse-to-watch-19-hours-of-football-this-weekend

Conservatives Disappointed By Technicality That Says Prime Minister Of Italy Cannot Also Be President Of The U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-disappointed-by-technicality-that-says-the-prime-minister-of-italy-cannot-also-be-the-president-of-the-us

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