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posted ago by sleepydude ago by sleepydude +302 / -0

Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?

But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"

Yeah...

Some more questions:

  • Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
  • Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
  • Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
  • Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
  • Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
  • Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
  • Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
  • Can we even call this an election?
  • Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
  • Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
  • Where's the lamb sauce?

Rigged for Red?