Exclusive: Trump's Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports
PALM BEACH, FL — The Babylon Bee has obtained the inside scoop regarding Donald J. Trump's big upcoming announcement, and is first to report that the 45th President of the United States bowled a perfect 300 in Wii Sports.
Holy crap, that was hilarious! I love the BB.
...doggy winks...
This would be excellent. Get the ds quaking in their depends. Then rip the rug out From under them.
...it was pretty much on the same level now that it has happened....
I bowled a 300 in wii sports and on my last shot my hand went through the drop ceiling and the light.
Was epic
...the thrill of victory...
...and the agony of defeat...
...howls...
It better not be 🤣
...it more or less was....