Exclusive: Trump's Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports
PALM BEACH, FL — The Babylon Bee has obtained the inside scoop regarding Donald J. Trump's big upcoming announcement, and is first to report that the 45th President of the United States bowled a perfect 300 in Wii Sports.
It better not be 🤣
...it more or less was....