posted ago by KimJung-Un ago by KimJung-Un +309 / -0

Me: "People are dropping dead all over the world. Crazy right?"

Him: "Must be all those micro plastics"

Me: "It started in late 2020"

Him: "Yea definitely plastics"

Me: "No relation to the jabs?"

Him: "I don't see the connection"

Me: (Thinking to myself) "Why am I friends with this retard"