My normie AF friend's response to people dying suddenly was this exact quote
🧠 These people are stupid!
Me: "People are dropping dead all over the world. Crazy right?"
Him: "Must be all those micro plastics"
Me: "It started in late 2020"
Him: "Yea definitely plastics"
Me: "No relation to the jabs?"
Him: "I don't see the connection"
Me: (Thinking to myself) "Why am I friends with this retard"
They will also take 450+ years to decompose. Also kill wildlife (birds, sea turtles, etc.) by entangling them. Still normies have no problem with them.
But plastic straws? HORRIBLE!
Try drinking anything with those shitty paper straws some of the slave states (e.g. NJ) have forced. Or all the eurocucks. Good luck.