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posted ago by tobeselfevident ago by tobeselfevident +55 / -1

Sons.

Of.

Bitches.

How many times have you heard that in your life? How many times have you suffered through some cold/flu/whatever and that was the answer you got?

"Oh see, cause viruses aren't technically alive. You can't kill them. So you just have to let it run its course."

All this time, those symptoms were likely being caused by parasites, and some simple, cheap anti-parasitic would have not only done the trick and helped you get over it faster, but had you taken it regularly, you never would have gotten sick in the first place!

Oh but not only would such information have ruined the very profitable seasonal cold and flu market, it would have ruined the vaccine market, and the cancer market, and likely the autoimmune market and maybe the heart disease/ED/atherosclerosis market as well.

So the world has wallowed for decades, if not for centuries or more, suffering through a whole host of illnesses that for some reason, only humans seem to experience, all so these SATANIC MOTHERFUCKERS could rake in the BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of OUR money by LYING to us (or at the very least, keeping their med students perpetually in the dark about the truth).

Fuckin pissed.