Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
A. Take Plant Based Meats....
B. Take ""Celebrity Meats""....
C. Take a BLM Flag and just Nail it on their Porch, don't ask permission....
D. Take Pictures of Prominent Communists and Criminals like Karl Marx, Stalin Lenin, Pol Pot, Nelson Mandela, El Che, MLK, Hugo Chavez, Mao, etc., and replace Family pictures with them, again, Don't ask....
E. Take an Assortment of Dildos, All Sizes, all Colors, just hand them out to everyone....
F. Take ""Pussy hats"", hand them out....
G. Dye your hair One side Yellow and the other Blue, Not Blond, Actual Yellow....
H. Cut your Facial Hair to look like the ZigZag Rolling Paper Guy....
I. Take Crystals and Super Glue, access their Cars and Glue them to the Middle of the Steering Wheels....
J. Take lots of Adult Diapers, hand them out....
K. Shit on their Sidewalk, if they complain, them them it's a ""San Francisco Treat""....
L. Take PETA, Biden, Bernie, stickers, put them on all the cars....
M. Order Vegan, Glucose/Lactose free Pizzas, then liberally add White sugar before giving it out....
N. Take ""FURRIES Costumes"", hand them out to everyone....
O. Take Post It Notes, and stick them to everything ""Petroleum Based"", with those words on them....
P. Scoff at everything that is not ""Electric or Battery Powered""....
Q. Regardless of the complaint, always retort with ""That's Capitalism or That's what a Capitalist would say""....
Enjoy the show....
I laughed hard at these, especially D, I, and O.
You could have a career writing for sitcoms.
speaking of sitcoms...have been looking for some old ones for my grandson to watch, so if anyone has any suggestions. think Cheers might be fun since Woody is in the news;)
Last Man Standing
thanks! he really likes Tim A., so that will be a good one.