Dear airman, we’re sorry our attempt to kill you with biological weapon wasn’t your cup of tea. We now offer an alternative! New and exciting ways to die have opened up in our World War Three program! We’re as excited as you must be. Don’t wait, call now!
Dear airman, we’re sorry our attempt to kill you with biological weapon wasn’t your cup of tea. We now offer an alternative! New and exciting ways to die have opened up in our World War Three program! We’re as excited as you must be. Don’t wait, call now!
That sounds so much more patriotic.
Dear ex-cabal enforcer.
We want you back! The cabal is in need of fresh meat to send to khazaria, I mean jewkraine.
Please DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY and go die for khazars and nazis (same thing), so we can replace you at home with some illegals.
And remember, SERVICE QUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP... 🤔