"Funny as shit" award for the day.
https://gab.com/Shazlandia/posts/112185467007307182
And, on the serious side, this is exactly the kind of thing that is wiping out the Woke Agenda.
You need to resist their agenda. But no one said it couldn't be fun.
Rush Limbaugh once did something similar.
"I identify as skinny."
Note that this was AFTER he'd lost a bunch of weight and was nowhere near as fat as he was in the 1990s.