A key point to note:

The Roman Catholic Church, or as they like to call it "the Church" to subtly imply that it's THE church Jesus came to set up (wrong!), as well as any other "established religious body" are not THE Church. Sorry if that came out funny, but if you take the founding fathers of America as an example,

If you leave the Church, the forces of darkness will consume you"

is a very misleading statement to make. What they left was the dominion of satan's largest and most successful false church which is simply an organized vector for satan to rule the world through.

Vicar = anti-

downdoot away!