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The Worst Of Babylon Bee

Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-director-assures-nation-she-wasnt-trying-to-get-trump-killed-shes-just-bad-at-her-job

'Welp, Nothing We Can Do Now,' Sighs Secret Service After Assassin Climbs On Modestly Sloped Roof

https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-nothing-we-can-do-now-sighs-secret-service-after-assassin-climbs-on-modestly-sloped-roof

Think Women Can't Do The Job? Here Are 12 Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents

https://babylonbee.com/news/still-think-women-cant-do-the-job-here-are-12-benefits-of-lady-secret-service-agents

Political Analysts Predict Winner Of The Presidential Race Will Probably Be The One Who Survives Till November

https://babylonbee.com/news/political-analysts-agree-the-winner-of-the-presidential-race-will-probably-be-the-one-who-survives-till-november

Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-piece-of-ear-shot-off-trump-begins-to-grow-into-second-trump

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