After PBS Defunded, All Sesame Street Characters Forced To Move In With Oscar
SESAME STREET — Following President Donald Trump's executive order to strip federal funding from PBS, residents of Sesame Street were forced to pack their bags and move in with Oscar the Grouch just to survive.
It hasn't been easy. Big Bird leaves a mess in the bathroom.
"It hasn't been easy. Big Bird leaves a mess in the bathroom."
...ohhhh myyyyy...
And Oscar has been really Grouchy.
Not crowded in the can for long. Word on the street:
Rosita, Antonio, Gabi, Louis, Maria, Marco, Emilio, Miguel, and Suki were picked up by I.C.E.
Buffy, Sheldon, Cody, and Dakota self-deported back to Canada when Castro’s Lil’ bastard resigned.
R.I.P. Ruthie (Ruth Buzzi)
I thought they moved in with each other years ago due to Bidenomics?
"I thought they moved in with each other years ago due to Bidenomics?"
...howls...
...carry on Patriot...
Elmo has been subjected to constant non-consensual tickling.
I found Miss Piggy. She was missing in the photo:
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