Lizzo Attempts to Troll Sydney Sweeney: ‘My Jeans Are Black’
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That bleach blonde hair looks like cultural appropriation to me.
She must be ashamed of her 'black' genes.
She should of done it "all natural" while displaying her "black" jeans, I agree. IMO she was given great black jeans and choses to abuse them, looks like she has not taken care of her black jeans for a long time to be in the state they are today.
Anyone else find it ironic she has blonde hair? Isn't that cultural appropriation? Isn't that white "jeans"?
When you wear jeans, they're not pants. They're two short sleeping bags sewn together.
Now go get your hooves painted and STFU.
Oh, and learn the difference you highly uneducated bitch...
Kek
Her jeans are wondering, what did they do to deserve this.
Yet she has blonde hair🤣 she definitely has bad jeans. Sweeney needs to do her next commercial with Dutch braids. That will fire them up even more!
<Looks down at piece of paper on my desk, then morphs face into false outrage> "How dare you!" ("Hair dare you?" lol).
Her jeans are fat.
Her jeans are probably asking her shirts "do I look fat with this body"...
Your Jeans are type II diabetes you hog.
She couldn't be more ghetto if she tried.
Her Jeans are triple extra large.
the more they mock and bitch the more popular AE is getting.........to bad Lizzo could use hers as a parachute
Oh wow, I’m flattered!
I really can’t take credit for this, though. It’d be altogether too cheeky of me. I’d feel like an absolute tit.
Lizzo has pretty features. Losing another 100 lbs ought to do it.
She also plays the flute like a bad ass. If only she didn’t dress like a ho.
It's in her genes...
Go away TROLL
Oh. Wow. You were serious. I need bleach now.
Then she'd be a 250 pound bag of features.....
“And you, too, can have those features, for the small, limited time offer price of dropping a motorhome sized stack of Benjamins at Krispy Kreme.”
LOL
Your jeans are stretch jeans, you fat cow.
All she needs to do at Halloween is go out naked wearing only a white belt.
She'd be a Belted Galloway.....
They say some people can't visualize things in their heads. I am not one of those people and now I wish I was after reading this comment.
https://files.catbox.moe/r3bxnm.jpg
With the filth that oozes from every orifice on her very expansive body?
Lizzo's jeans are pushing maximum density. Someone better issue a blowout advisory.
She should be eating boiled whole baboon, no more use of the wheel, metal, medicine, electricity, cell phones, etc., just to be representin' her culcha! Jus keepin' it real for Lizzo da water buffalo!
Yup they are
We all know
"She ain't exactly pretty Ain't exactly small 42-39-56 You could say she's got it all..."
Double those numbers and you have Jizzo and it's nasty to the core
Stop culturally appropriating with that weave ya fat bitch.