58 Ayatollah Khamenei’s Son to Rise as Iran’s Next Supreme Leader (www.breitbart.com) 👊 𝐅𝐀𝐅𝐎 💥 posted 97 days ago by Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 97 days ago by Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay +58 / -0 Ayatollah Khamenei's Son to Rise as Iran’s Next Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of Iran’s late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is being tipped to rise up and assume leadership of the country. 32 comments share 32 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Gee, thanks dad. I'll be seeing you soon.....
😁😎
Funny that even Muhammad bin Ladin knew to stay far away from electronic devices. So is 3 Ayatollahs is a week a Hat Trick ?
heard he got whacked
Close, but not yet (supposedly):
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/mojtaba-khamenei-survives-strikes-iran-112143185.html
"Rest assured" Mossad has sent him to his 72 virgins, with his erectile dysfunction or there waiting for his little turban head to "bob up".
Tic Tok
I’m pretty sure Israel/US aren’t going to let any radical cleric take that seat again. They want Persia back, not Iran.
I read somewhere on here he was killed.
https://greatawakening.win/p/1ASG4tqxrV/reports-say-mojtaba-khamenei--so/c/
Insert the relevant .....Aaaaaaand he's gone South Park meme.
This isn't what the iranians want.
"So, Your Excellency, before we take the final vote to install you as Supreme Leader, one minor housekeeping detail:
"How exactly did you want your epitaph to read?"
EDIT to add:
Iran Spectator on X:
⚠️ 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 ⚠️
Reports say Mojtaba Khamenei — son of Iran’s Supreme Leader and the reported successor — has been killed in U.S. strikes in Tehran.
wuh huh huh
Did he leave an address so we can send him "flowers"??? Or ... mushrooms...a lead salad, perhaps?
u/#catdance
He needs bacon. Lol. Everyone deserves bacon at least once in their lives. At the very end works for me lol
He will have to rise up from the dead.
Sorry, stench only...😉
Smells a lot like ‘tolla
Ayatollah you so..😂
Since reportedly 90% of the Iranian government officials HATE this guy... maybe we should leave him in charge. Why do their dirty work for them?
Are we gonna ignore the elephant here?
Iranian people are armless
As too will be the majority of the Artesh & IRGC members. Or should I say dismembers.
Armless, legless, breathless...
"It's just a armless lil bunny!!"
“Armless” is a metaphor people!!
Zuckerburg is providing meta phor the Iranians?
I read he has severe erectile dysfunction:
👉🏻 https://x.com/olilondontv/status/2029018708061110567
👉🏻 https://nitter.net/olilondontv/status/2029018708061110567
👉🏻 https://x.com/femmeazadi/status/2029155560763826483
👉🏻 https://nitter.net/femmeazadi/status/2029155560763826483
Side effects from generations of fucking goats.....
I asked google to make Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" into an ED parody. It KILLED it!
(Verse 1) We've known each other for a long, long time
But lately, boy, you're looking soft, not in your prime
Inside we both know what's been going on
You need a blue pill 'cause your hardness is gone
(Pre-Chorus) And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me that it's down
(Chorus) Never gonna get it up
Never gonna let it rise
Never gonna stand around
Or stay rigid
Never gonna make it hard
Never gonna satisfy
Never gonna take the pill
And lose the flaccid!
What a waste of 72 virgins. 😂
<Insert southpark meme> …Annnnnnnddddddd, he’s dead
Extinguishing the line?
It won’t be too long before we are flying drones overhead with what are called the Ginsu missiles. AGM-114R9X Hellfire Take out an individual, even in a crowded city with no collateral damage.