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Reason: None provided.

Well, I live in Germany, and it's just insane. Folks wear their masks everywhere. On the parking lot, in their cars, whereever. I go maskless, I don't even own one. When they kick me out of a shop I put on my Buff scarf, and they tell me: hey, sir, this isn't a medical mask. My reply is "well, yours is not a medical mask neither. It poisoned crap produced in China, panicbought by our "Government" back in early 2020 and they just keep the maskmandate to sell the hell out of their crappy shitmasks. At least they make you pay twice: they bought the masks with your tax money, now they sell them to you in each and every store. Now leave and shut the fuck up, moron, or call the police to arrest me. May I get my groceries now?"

Works most of the time. When it doesn't, I politely ask them if they don't love their life and why they wanna die young just by forcing me wearing a mask. That works, too. I don't give any fucks anymore.

Btw: we have one of the strictest maskmandates in the whole fucking world. People are stupid, and you can't fix stupid. I tried. No way.

3 years ago
4 score
Reason: None provided.

Well, I live in Germany, and it's just insane. Folks wear their masks everywhere. On the parking lot, in their cars, whereever. I go maskless, I don't even own one. When they kick me out of a shop I put on my Buff scarf, and they tell me: hey, sir, this isn't a medical mask. My reply is "well, yours is not a medical mask neither. It poisoned crap produced in China, panicbought by our "Government" back in early 2020 and they just keep the maskmandate to sell the hell out of their crappy shitmasks. At least they make you pay twice: they bought the masks with your tax money, now they sell them to you in each and every store. Now leave and shut the fuck up, moron, or call the police to arrest me. May I get my groceries now?"

Works most of the time. When it doesn't, I politely ask them if they don't love their life and why they wanna die young just by forcing me wearing a mask. That works, too. I don't give any fucks anymore.

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Well, I live in Germany, and it's just insane. Folks wear their masks everywhere. On the parking lot, in their cars, whereever. I go maskless, I don't even own one. When they kick me out of a shop I put on my Buff scarf, and they tell me: hey, sir, this isn't a medical mask. My reply is "well, yours is not a medical mask, either. It poisoned crap produced in China, panicbought by our "Government" back in early 2020 and they just keep the maskmandate to sell the hell out of their crappy shitmasks. At least they make you pay twice: they bought the masks with your tax money, now they sell them to you in each and every store. Now leave and shut the fuck up, moron, or call the police to arrest me. May I get my groceries now?"

Works most of the time. When it doesn't, I politely ask them if they don't love their life and why they wanna die young just by forcing me wearing a mask. That works, too. I don't give any fucks anymore.

3 years ago
1 score