Dear normies, here’s an easy test for you:

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line?

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line in the freezing cold?

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line in the freezing cold and still give a damn about being masked and socially distanced?

If you made it all the way to the bottom and still answers yes, then I can guaran-damn-tee that you are not suffering from a deadly plague.

Dear normies, here’s an easy test for you:

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line?

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line in the freezing cold?

-Are you well enough to stand in a long line in the freezing cold and still give a damn about being masked and socially distanced?

If you made it all the way to the bottom and still answers yes, then I can guaran-damn-tee that you are not suffering from a deadly plaque.