"I would have punched her right in the face if she put her hands on me" I am inclined to ask you, as you are this board's resident MMA expert now, would you have just showed disdain for her head movement and opened with the right cross or would you double up on the jab then left hook to the body, right hook over her now dropped hands?

"she’d be eating through a tube for the next 6 months."

Which would be a proportional response.

"I would have punched her right in the face if she put her hands on me" I am inclined to ask you, as you are this board's resident MMA expert, would you have just showed disdain for her head movement and opened with the right cross or would you double up on the jab then left hook to the body, right hook over her now dropped hands?

"she’d be eating through a tube for the next 6 months."

Which would be a proportional response.