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Imagine one day, on a cold crisp morning, one of your family members wakes up with a bad case of the flu. You prep some nice hot tea and soup then head out the door.

As you walk over to your neighbor’s home to drop off some extra eggs from your giga-chicken factory… a small boy (Casey) opens the door and informs you both his parents are still in bed, you hear muffled coughs behind his back. You give him the basket of eggs and once again remind him to refrain from throwing stones at Oscar (your pet Racoon). One of these days this kid will get his teeth punched in… but it is a character builder though.

Turning back, walking towards your home, you start to see dear Ol’ Miss Sally (practically insane, but a genuine old woman) sitting outside on her porch swinging along fast asleep.

Very strange and very odd

You hear a rumble overhead, and from the tree line a massive 737 Max jet merges, one of it’s engines smoking… you duck and it disappears. Several minute later, a large BOOM.

Pandemonium

Neighbors start to gather on the streets, mostly in their pajamas, looking horrid.. clutching their Snuggie blankets, in pairs (a buy 1 get 1 free tv special).

Tom faints and drops in the middle of the damn street, his head hitting the asphalt leaving a red smear, his wife yelling incoherently at an invisible figure behind you.

Many more start to drop, just like that. Sirens blaring in the distance, oddly shaped figures start to pour out of large vans setting up makeshift white tents… hazmat suits?

What the hell is happening?!?!

You rush into your home, turn on the radio…

“… the first case of the deadly Covid-19 virus hit the US several weeks ago, the CDC advices everyone to stay the hell home and cover your mouths. Please, if you feel sick, stay home. Dr. Fauci from the NIH warns that the new experimental Vaccine is months away, maybe years, we will have to come together as a Nation and Mask up, or Shut up. Folks, we are living through the deadliest Pandemic we have ever experienced as a diverse humanity…”

Your heart is racing a thousand miles an hour, sweat drops from your eye balls, How could this be?? Why now??

The world is about to end truly!

.. but then you realize none of this shit happened in real life, but it’s exactly what the MSM kept on telling you happened.

The tragedy?

Really stupid people fell for it

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Imagine one day, on a cold crisp morning, one of your family members wakes up with a bad case of the flu. You prep some nice hot tea and soup then head out the door.

As you walk over to your neighbor’s home to drop off some extra eggs from your giga-chicken factory… a small boy (Casey) opens the door and informs you both his parents are still in bed, you hear muffled coughs behind his back.

Turning back, walking towards your home, you start to see dear Ol’ Miss Sally (practically insane, but a genuine old woman) sitting outside on her porch swinging along fast asleep.

Very strange and very odd

You hear a rumble overhead, and from the tree line a massive 737 Max jet merges, one of it’s engines smoking… you duck and it disappears. Several minute later, a large BOOM.

Pandemonium

Neighbors start to gather on the streets, mostly in their pajamas, looking horrid.. clutching their Snuggie blankets, in pairs (a buy 1 get 1 free tv special).

Tom faints and drops in the middle of the damn street, his head hitting the asphalt leaving a red smear, his wife yelling incoherently at an invisible figure behind you.

Many more start to drop, just like that. Sirens blaring in the distance, oddly shaped figures start to pour out of large vans setting up makeshift white tents… hazmat suits?

What the hell is happening?!?!

You rush into your home, turn on the radio…

“… the first case of the deadly Covid-19 virus hit the US several weeks ago, the CDC advices everyone to stay the hell home and cover your mouths. Please, if you feel sick, stay home. Dr. Fauci from the NIH warns that the new experimental Vaccine is months away, maybe years, we will have to come together as a Nation and Mask up, or Shut up. Folks, we are living through the deadliest Pandemic we have ever experienced as a diverse humanity…”

Your heart is racing a thousand miles an hour, sweat drops from your eye balls, How could this be?? Why now??

The world is about to end truly!

.. but then you realize none of this shit happened in real life, but it’s exactly what the MSM kept on telling you happened.

The tragedy?

Really stupid people fell for it

2 years ago
1 score