I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, yet still forbid you to say the word it STANDS FOR!

Do you accept this linguistic tyranny?

Call them by their name. Queers.

They even had a TV show, teaching regular guys how to look and act more feminine. It's in the title: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. So, it's OK to say QUEER. Hell, 45 years ago we grew up calling them queers. And it covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

"Lesbian" (female homosexual, where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if she wants to have sex with other natural women);

"Gay" (male homosexual);

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

Transvestite (because "transgender" doesn't exist, except in the mind of the psychologically unstable, who suffer severe mental delusions)

Pansexual (people who hump turtles or amusement park rides, picnic tables or car gas tanks, and all the rest)

Note that they freely use ALL of these terms with the plural -s. So we can do the same with queer.

Queers, one and all.

And it's our favorite letter anyway. :)

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

/wordnerd

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, yet still forbid you to say the word it STANDS FOR!

Do you accept this linguistic tyranny?

Call them by their name. Queers.

They even had a TV show, teaching regular guys how to look and act more feminine. It's in the title: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. So, it's OK to say QUEER. Hell, 45 years ago we grew up calling them queers. And it covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

"Lesbian" (female homosexual, where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if she wants to have sex with other natural women);

"Gay" (male homosexual);

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

Transvestite (because "transgender" doesn't exist, except in the mind of the psychologically unstable, who suffer severe mental delusions)

Pansexual (people who hump turtles or amusement park rides, picnic tables or car gas tanks, and all the rest)

Note that ALL of these terms can take the plural -s, no problem. So can queer.

Queers, one and all.

And it's our favorite letter anyway. :)

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

/wordnerd

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

"Lesbian" (female homosexual, where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if she wants to have sex with other natural women);

"Gay" (male homosexual);

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

Transvestite (because "transgender" doesn't exist, except in the mind of the psychologically unstable, who suffer severe mental delusions)

Pansexual (people who hump turtles or amusement park rides, picnic tables or car gas tanks, and all the rest)

Queers, one and all.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

/wordnerd

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

"Lesbian" (female homosexual, where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if it wants to have sex with other natural women);

"Gay" (male homosexual);

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

Transvestite (because "transgender" doesn't exist, except in the mind of the psychologically unstable, who suffer severe mental delusions)

Pansexual (people who hump turtles or amusement park rides, picnic tables or car gas tanks, and all the rest)

Queers, one and all.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

/wordnerd

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

female homosexual ("Lesbian", where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if it wants to have sex with other natural women);

male homosexual ("Gay");

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

Transvestite;

Pansexual (people who hump turtles or amusement park rides, picnic tables or car gas tanks, and all the rest)

Queers, one and all.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers their entire ever-growing chain of letters, which starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies?):

female homosexual ("Lesbian", where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if it wants to have sex with other natural women);

male homosexual ("Gay");

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

transvestite;

people who hump turtles or amusement park rides; and all the rest. Queers, one and all.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers all their stupid letters.

Starts with L (because ladies first—right, libbies? Ha ha ha):

female homosexual ("Lesbian", where the left admits there is such a thing as a natural female after all—but only if it wants to have sex with other natural women);

male homosexual ("Gay");

Bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes);

transvestite;

people who hump turtles or amusement park rides; and all the rest. Queers, one and all.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!

I'm not saying their letters

I'm not adding a new letter every time they think of one

I'm going by only one of their letters: I'm calling them all what we're not supposed to call them and what they cry like babies about if we call them this, but it's what they call each other

Queers

(with the -s, they hate that because they think it "marginalizes" them, whatever the fuck that means)

It's what the Q stands for in their alphabet soup

They've granted you permission—then went further and OBLIGATED you—to say their LETTER Q, but not say what it STANDS FOR.

Call them by their name. Queers. It covers all the letters.

Male homosexual ("gay"); female homosexual ("Lesbian", where the left admits there is such a thing as a biological woman after all—but only if it wants to have sex with other women); bisexual (where liberals stunningly ADMIT the obvious fact that there are only TWO sexes); transvestite; people who hump turtles or amusement park rides; and all the rest.

Q FOR THE WIN

Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

LQL!