Scientists have now declared a new standard of measurement, the 'crickets eaten per degree of global cooling'. You will be mandated to maintain consumption of 5000 CE per day or Pete Buttgag will come and vaccinate your anus the hard way.

Also, Domino's announces its new combo pizza, the cricket and termite thin crust special. Not to be outdone, McDonalds new Big McCricket will feature a cricket patty and some fucking repulsive green goo that tastes like bug intestines. Stupid people everywhere are expected to storm drive-ins with demand.

Scienetist have now declared a new standard, the 'crickets eaten per degree of cooling'. You will be mandated to maintain consumption of 5000 CEPDC or Pete Buttgag will come and vaccinate your anus the hard way.