Dragnet, The Burbs, Private Ryan, Catch me if you Can, … Davinci Code”

In Dragnet, Hanks mimics the PAGAN goat dance. In The Burbs, his character chants, novelly, unprompted, and to the consternation of his friend, “I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is my pal.” Saving Private Ryan has an exciting opening sequence but ultimately amounts to anti-gentile agitprop from Steven Spielberg. Film analyst Rob Ager quipped that it should be called Killing Private Kraut. In Catch Me If You Can, Hanks plays an FBI agent . The worst of the list is the Da Vinci Code, which is just sacrilegious drivel.

I didn’t see some of the other ones you listed. You didn’t list Hanks’ back to back Oscar winners, Philadelphia and Forrest Gump, which respectively have heroes who are a homo with AIDS, and a retarded simp. That’s hardly Charlton Heston territory.

Dragnet, The Burbs, Private Ryan, Catch me if you Can, … Davinci Code”

In Dragnet, Hanks mimics the PAGAN goat dance. In The Burbs, his character chants, novelly, unprompted, and to the consternation of his friend, “I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is my pal.” Saving Private Ryan has an exciting opening sequence but ultimately amounts to anti-gentile agitprop from Steven Spielberg. Film analyst Rob Ager quipped that it should be called Killing Private Kraut. In Catch Me If You Can, Hanks plays an FBI agent The worst of the list is the Da Vinci Code, which is just sacrilegious drivel.

I didn’t see some of the other ones you listed. You didn’t list Hanks’ back to back Oscar winners, Philadelphia and Forrest Gump, which respectively have heroes who are a homo with AIDS, and a retarded simp. That’s hardly Charlton Heston territory.