It’s hard to stay calm when you realize that you’re in the middle of a war with the forces of Satan for all the marbles, and your government is run by people who want you dead so they can drink your children, steal everything you ever owned, eliminate your name from history, then talk about how great they are and create a new genetic clone so they can pork the maid on the dinner table during dinner (“Hi, Karl Marx”)

But, you know, different strokes for different folks, right? Ha ha ha!

It’s hard to stay calm when you realize that you’re in the middle of a war with the forces of Satan for all the marbles, and your government is run by people who want you dead so they can drink your children, steal everything you ever owned, eliminate your name from history, then talk about how great they are and create a new genetic clone so they can pork the maid on the dinner table during dinner (“Hi, Karl Marx”)