“Apes? Diamond hands? More like potato handed ferrets amirite? Ha ha ha ha.”
“Oh that was witty, Bob.”
(“Did they sell, yet?”)
“In other news, Joe Biden has solved world hunger and loves kittens. Such a sweet, wise man. We don’t deserve him.”
“Most popular president in US History, Janice!”
“81 million real, lawful, American votes can’t be wrong, Bob!”
(“Hey, meet me in the back alley after this for a four way nooner and some fresh lines.”)
“Apes? Diamond hands? More like potato handed ferrets amirite? Ha ha ha ha.”
“Oh that was witty, Bob.”
(“Did they sell, yet?”)
“In other news, Joe Biden has solved world hunger and loves kittens. Such a sweet, wise man. We don’t deserve him.”
“Most popular president in US History, Janice!”
“81 million real, lawful, American votes can’t be wrong, Bob!”
(“Hey, meet me in the back alley after this for a four way nooner.”)
“Apes? Diamond hands? More like potato handed ferrets amirite? Ha ha ha ha.”
“Oh that was witty, Bob.”
(“Did they sell, yet?”)
“In other news, Joe Biden has solved world hunger and loves kittens. Such a sweet, wise man. We don’t deserve him.”
“Most popular president in US History, Janice!”
“81 million real, lawful, American votes can’t be wrong, Bob!”