That ridiculous costume he always wears

That thought is the only thing keeping me sane

She's still alive

And this will not be a "grab the pussy" situation.

I still pinch myself that I get to be alive to witness all this

It had to be said

I thought Putin endorsed Kamala?

Also, HEB's generic brand is really good ice cream

I haven't since I found out coke could clean the oil stain in your driveway and the ring around the toilet.

God bless you!!

Jesus. I must have been tired

I'm right behind you. I teed it up.

That's our Dan Patrick!!!

The salt looks mad

They were all just in shock that their torment was over

This would certainly necessitate Marshall law.

Because Diddy is such a big name that even the sleepiest normie knows, I tend to think this might be the big arrest that leads to another and to another. It's definitely opening eyes of normies I know

Can you imagine the preservatives in that crap?

2031?

Someone doesn't want to burn for eternity

That's what I wondered

At the same time as dicking over Elon with the Starlink?

I'd never heard of him before today

Speaking of pets, what happened to the one on the back of your neck?

I just tried to say "the party of tolerance" on twitter and it wouldn't let me.