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FarmerAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh come on, you're gonna leave me in suspense over where Bob is gonna paint in the Happy Little Bush?!

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deal. I have some bourbon that is great over ice. Although boots are better than skates for this dusty terrain.

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FarmerAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgive them. They simply mixed up "Aboot a bag of milk" with I need to kick some commie butt.

Canucks are good folks. Just gotta point their rifle in the correct direction.

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FarmerAnon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Agreed. Even if Michael Obama weren't such an attention whore, it should be recognized how, for lack of a better description, Stately, Melania has been. In any other political climate she'd be on magazine covers.

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, larp or not, Toilet Paper stockpiles in my basement have skyrocketed. When SHTF, keep that butt clean and smelling like potpourri.

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FarmerAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first thoughts?

4chan - equal chance to be bullshit or true.

If true, why would broadcaster be criminally liable, and almost in tears, if a feed is not allowed to air?

Are all the legislative acts corresponding to broadcasting suddenly affected by one group? With little to no warning?

One hard rule everyone - from the drunken frat bro to the drunken sorority chick or drug high celebrity - needs to remember is that the Internet is forever. Factor in weaponized Autism and suddenly you have a, for lack of better description, machine dedicated to sniffing out bullshit. 4chan can sniff your fart in a car with all of its windows down while on the freeway going 90mph. Conversely, it can also create the rumor you created a toxic spill on said highway and the mainstream media will be on you like a fat kid on cake.

Chan has done some absolutely amazing shit over the years. I'd be first in line to not only acknowledge that but also recognize the bastion of free speech they have become. But, people should also research and refudiate anything they suspect - until it can be proven true.

Don't follow false trails.

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +5 / -3

Oh, no I completely understand your sentiment. But later I was just considering what she and people like Mrs. Coolidge had been like, and I guess it strummed my compassionate string. Stories of Reagan and his devotion to Nancy appeared in books I have read, and yeah it may be hogwash.

Me, I'd want some supermodel to suddenly sprawl across my casket and wail out in harpy like screams about why it had to be me! But I'm kind of shallow that way. Supermodels across caskets. Is there a porn site for that yet?

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FarmerAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought experiment time.

I'm someone seeking election to the prestigious position of "Leader of the Free World". Only, I'm doing it as someone who has not been dealt into the table and who, by all accounts, is an uncouth, unwashed mass not worthy of the illusory class present at the table.

If, and this is a long shot, I am elected, then I face an uphill climb against unrelenting winds of establishment habits, manners, and rigor morale. I have to battle the entrenched cancerous unionized people who's sole focus is to preserve their steady paycheck.

As this newly elected personage to such an office, I still retain my conscience and soul. How can I save my fellow countrymen from continued enslavement? If I use a broadsword, I will by called a tyrant. If I use a scalpel, I will be called impotent and a coward. But, if by some slim chance, I can slowly wake my countrymen from their decades of slumber so they can truly see what has become of their country, well then I may stand a chance of excising the rot and restoring the American Dream.

Q isn't the broadsword or the scalpel. Q is the full brass knuckle fist impacting our left cheek to wake us up to what the heck has been going on in our government for far, far too long. But, it couldn't be broadcast like that. Q's punch had to float like a butterfly yet sting like a bee. If you dump cold water on a drunk at 6am, the drunk is just gonna be mad and piss on you. If you slowly wake up that drunk and offer him a breakfast taco, well, that hobo may be your best friend for life and be willing to listen to what you say.

We've been hobos for too long. Q is running out of breakfast tacos. But, it's ok, the hobos are waking up.

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the post was no longer hard wood and she wanted to hop on something younger?

Hayooooo! I kid, really but not really.

Her resignation is horribly overdue for a woman who believes she legitimately won an election. I've brought this issue up many times with people I speak with. It's definitely curious why she didn't resign her seat sooner. Even Biden resigned his by Jan 15, even if that too was a bit late.

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FarmerAnon 39 points ago +39 / -0

I have to admit even if people disliked Nancy, her dedication to Ronald was absolutely admirable. From his Presidency to his coffin, that woman loved him. The image of her hugging his casket was one I won't forget soon.

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FarmerAnon 8 points ago +8 / -0

"General Washington, we have our latest communication regarding General Howe's movements. He has sent a communicae with an interesting pictogram. It's a Happy Face with the following text: "Shit Happens". How shall we respond, General?

"Left Parenthesis, underscore, Right Parenthesis. Left parenthesis, underscore, Right Parenthesis. The capital letter I fifty times immediately followed by the capital letter D. Oh, and tell him it's what I gave his wife last night. That is all."

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FarmerAnon 96 points ago +96 / -0

I used to compare her to Jackie in her class, but as time progressed, her public persona of calm, poised, and classy has elevated her in my mind to be the greatest First Lady of my years. She has truly had a greater class and dignity than any of her recent predecessors, especially since she was always attacked for simply who she was related to. Melania is top-notch.

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...maybe a man is better when he is a dangerous man who's being good than if he was just a good man who wasn't capable of being dangerous. The best men I've ever met are very dangerous men."

It's being capable of using a sword, but choosing not to. It's being capable of doing absolute acts of violence, but choosing peace. Your fuzzy animal statement makes me think of the PussNBoots cat from Shrek. We need to be like him. Those big loving eyes quickly followed by a wily intellect and a very sharp sword.

I completely agree with you.

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FarmerAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first Commander in Chief in literal decades to not start a war. When I tell moms with sons that, I ask them to understand the gravity of such a thing. A President that for the first time in decades isn't asking their sons to enlist and go fight on the other side of the world. It really opens their eyes and their mind to the good that came of this Administration.

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FarmerAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

The articles I read were of course full of hype and such, but it seems to tie back into the whole Social Credit Score type of mindset. If a soldier removed the helmet, the CO would know and thus, probably, enact some kind of social shame on the soldier or the family of the soldier.

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FarmerAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

But the Stay Puffed man was so innocent! Come on, Egon! How was I supposed to know?!

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FarmerAnon 26 points ago +27 / -1

Alamo. Close to my heart. More reasons than I should list. Just saying, if Trump sought refuge in Texas, I'd be first in line to maintain the security perimeter.

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FarmerAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes months of planning to pull off something of this size and magnitude. This was all planned for in advance.

This describes the entire Q movement. Don't despair. Don't let it diminish the sacrifice of others. Just, be ready to sacrifice all for the Country you love if, and only if, at the very end of it all, Q is...well done.

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FarmerAnon 7 points ago +8 / -1

"Ligher, Bling plane Highler!"

BAM. Sum Ti Wong communicates to Ho Lee Phuck that Fang Fang ain't got new intel on the Dong Wang, and must be turned into stir fry!

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FarmerAnon 4 points ago +6 / -2

Only when she's Gabbin for some more New-"tasty"-some of my pickle abode.

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FarmerAnon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Translation from Mandarin and Cantonese transmissions: "Oh Fuck, we fucked. No other word but Fucked. Why you put me here? I sweep dirt good. Biden fucked."

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FarmerAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truly. Epoch Times has a piece on it:

CCP Explodies

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FarmerAnon 9 points ago +9 / -0

So many patriots with so many rifles willing to light up so many CCP soldiers. Did you also see the article about the new CCP helmets? It seems they have a "self-destruct" charge in them which can be detonated either by remote (i.e. commander thinks the soldier is deserting so...BOOM) or by the solider him/herself. For 5000 years the Chinese have been conquered and enslaved. If they had just a sip at the drip of the Fountain of Freedom, then they would probably be enslaved like a 600lb shut-in finding a Vegas stripper looking for candy in hidden pockets - suddenly, they have inspiration to change.

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