What embarrassing ppl to have around one's dinner table
I dreamed about him the first time in the 80s. I'd watched one of his interviews when he was young and then was napping on my grandma's couch. In the dream it was fires, big tsunami waves, earthquakes, all the disaster type stuff...and in the distance but growing was him...and I watched him age, and I saw him in what is now his classic suit and red tie. Voice in my ear told me to be ready. I wasn't even a teenager. Been waiting my whole life and preparing my heart for these times. Wild times they are.
Yeah every time I walk into a gas station. Lol
I'll disagree. Sometimes a redundancy is very handy for a person who can only check in here at odd times of the day/ doesn't have time for endless scrolling.
Gawd lol I didn't need smellevision before breakfast!
It's ok. IFunny is based too.
Well well well
So gay lol
The chick at our gas station shaved her head and wouldn't look at men when I was in there an hour ago. So there's that.
Trust Sessions
Thought you might agree ;)
Gotta be kidding me
Irish elephants eat their cornflakes with whiskey. So not only do they neither forget nor forgive, they also have superhuman asskicking powers.
Oh this was fantastic. Saw it on ifunny a couple days ago and laughed so hard I scared the dog.
Until now. So now I'm doing it too. Thanks!
Much more fun to describe it in colorful terms so that others can paint the picture.
I personally navigate from a tablet and a phone. But I'm slightly dumber than a bag of hammers and can't remember my original password. So on the tablet I'm this name, but on my phone I'm Sumthnag__. It is what it is.
OK. Whew. I get very little sleep. Was afraid i was finally having a mental break 🙃
Get her a laptop
Dejavu? Didn't I just read something like this w germany, or was I dreaming?
Who broke in and put a sweater on my dog?!
Makes it look easy lol
That would almost have to be the case