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GodFirstBro_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

What embarrassing ppl to have around one's dinner table

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dreamed about him the first time in the 80s. I'd watched one of his interviews when he was young and then was napping on my grandma's couch. In the dream it was fires, big tsunami waves, earthquakes, all the disaster type stuff...and in the distance but growing was him...and I watched him age, and I saw him in what is now his classic suit and red tie. Voice in my ear told me to be ready. I wasn't even a teenager. Been waiting my whole life and preparing my heart for these times. Wild times they are.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah every time I walk into a gas station. Lol

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll disagree. Sometimes a redundancy is very handy for a person who can only check in here at odd times of the day/ doesn't have time for endless scrolling.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gawd lol I didn't need smellevision before breakfast!

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's ok. IFunny is based too.

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

So gay lol

The chick at our gas station shaved her head and wouldn't look at men when I was in there an hour ago. So there's that.

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta be kidding me

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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Irish elephants eat their cornflakes with whiskey. So not only do they neither forget nor forgive, they also have superhuman asskicking powers.

by DrMcCoy
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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh this was fantastic. Saw it on ifunny a couple days ago and laughed so hard I scared the dog.

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until now. So now I'm doing it too. Thanks!

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much more fun to describe it in colorful terms so that others can paint the picture.

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I personally navigate from a tablet and a phone. But I'm slightly dumber than a bag of hammers and can't remember my original password. So on the tablet I'm this name, but on my phone I'm Sumthnag__. It is what it is.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK. Whew. I get very little sleep. Was afraid i was finally having a mental break 🙃

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dejavu? Didn't I just read something like this w germany, or was I dreaming?

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