3
Luminescent 3 points ago +4 / -1

America better put them to work taking care of Muslims for England then.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well I guess he's 21 on Thanksgiving so in human years he was just born when you started your career in the military.

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm his best friend and all he has to look up to...

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thank you for your advice, I actually updated my post and gave him a job.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm going to take your advice. I started my own vocational schooling for him, I edited my post and he's now doing very well at unicorn wrangling.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

He doesn't have any humanity in him, I'll try your advice but I'm not sure it's going to work.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm pretty sure my kid is gay, I've seen him lick weiners

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

I could just hide his food dish

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

Re-read my entire post now. I love people like you, you're now logged in as a wonderful person in my book. I don't have a wife or children of my own but I do believe God has a sense of humor by putting me in this community.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pssst... I made a satirical post about my dog, mocking a post that hit the top on GAW. I'm actually a pretty decent Christian with no biological children of my own. I love my dog and I thought it would be pretty funny to use him to point out a couple things around my favorite part of the internet. I took this joke too far but it's definitely people like you that make me love this place. My love and Rooster's 🐓 love go out to you.

https://files.catbox.moe/c9z7zf.jpg

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thanks, he's the only thing keeping me sane in clown world. I hope he hits 21 in actual years instead of dog years and is still mooching off me, that kid's job is to keep teaching me to unconditionally love.

It was a little ornery of me to troll everyone but my little experiment proved that most around here are too quick to offer their opinion without taking an extra moment to figure out if there's something else causing the problem. Got a lot of bad advice but there were a few who approached the "problem" in a loving and helpful way.

-1
Luminescent -1 points ago +2 / -3

I am not ready for him to have a life that doesn't involve me. I care too much to let him go completely.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

He has taken a few edibles but I can tell you he's never smoked anything and has barely ever had any taste of alcohol

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

I appreciate your advice but he's not very capable of communication like normal children. I'll guide him best I can but he isn't as intelligent as me and communicating his his feelings is very difficult compared to most people I know.

-1
Luminescent -1 points ago +3 / -4

He's actually adopted and I've provided for him since he was an adolescent, he's actually showed great improvement in my home but just hasn't quite figured out how to really give back to society and life.

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +3 / -2

He's actually adopted, I didn't have much say in his upbringing. The military won't take him.

3
Luminescent 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wonder when people are gonna realize my recent post is about my 3 year old dog. RUN FEDS, FETCH, WATCH, STAY, SIT, LAY..... 😂

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

I actually lived off grid and my phone was our only source of communication let alone internet and he was actually happier than he is today.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's pretty good at cleaning up messes but I usually have to point them out. He's never cooked anything though.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +2 / -2

I tell him every day that he is a burden and he doesn't care... or about money. He's got no problem eating my food and using up my resources however.

0
Luminescent 0 points ago +2 / -2

I did and this was why I thought I'd ask for advice too

3
Luminescent 3 points ago +5 / -2

He cleans the floor but I usually have to ask.

1
Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

I actually don't have a mortgage or pay rent myself, maybe I'm leading by bad example? I'm fortunate and grateful but it's pretty clear to me that a roof over his head is more of a right than privilege to him.

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›