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MotherfuckinMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have survived 33 winters so far (once this one ends, at least).

Not once have I ever had blood clots, and I'm in the Northland where winters are brutal.

Also never experienced "winter vagina" but then again I have a dick so....anyone even know what winter vagina is?

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MotherfuckinMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Rogan: holds the two people to either side back as if they're going to spontaneously eject outta their seats "OHHHHHHH!"

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MotherfuckinMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I know what you mean. This shit is fucked beyond belief.

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MotherfuckinMAGA 28 points ago +29 / -1

Died the same way as McCain did.

As a bitch.

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MotherfuckinMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figure it could be we have a pretty well-timed internal clock. Would be the logical explanation, lol

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MotherfuckinMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's strange for sure. Feels like you're dreaming but you're dreaming reality, kinda. Still happens, but it's more like my soul is still in my body but is seeing when my eyes are closed. Most often this takes the form of me looking at the clock when I'm sleeping and noting the time, then I wake up and check my phone and yup its that time.

Used to outright just leave my body when I was a kid, was brief and I always got sucked back in. Felt like a bungee cord was attached and pulling me, would never let me get too far away.

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MotherfuckinMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I just happened to catch it. Was actually the catalyst that started me down the "conspiracy theorist" path, or at least one of the catalysts. I also was looking for answers as to why my soul seemed to periodically leave my body, which I know sounds crazy lol

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MotherfuckinMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bloomberg is trying to charge over $400 for a subscription to their website for a year....or $2 a month.

Math doesn't add up here, guys

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