Thanks, I'll give it a try

I'm sorry to hear about it, and I pray he gets better. Thanks for the help, I don't have anyone I can safely ask at home

My parent is completely brainwashed, I'm still technically a minor. I have until next week to come up with a vaccine to get, or she'll give me a bunch of them at once

Thanks, I appreciate the help

I can't, they don't accept religious exemption

I'm the kid in this situation... My mom is gonna kill me

I'm pretty sure it is funny, but to each their own humor.