I will pay for the rope.

This is how you solve urban crime problems.

Can the Japanese navigator be next?

Is this her destination, or just a quick stop for more Vodka?

Democrats have lived a life of corruption, and most Republicans are right behind them. Nancy was sure that they could find something that would disqualify Trump for reelection. They have never run into an honest man before.

Pfizer sent over a batch for free. White House wasn't going to waste it.

These deaths are absolutely not related to the vaccine booster they received at the same time from the same batch. There is no evidence to support the claim that these are vaccine related, and if there is any evidence we will hide it.

Will the sailors be required to remove their fake bras?

She is traveling to arrange additional retirement funding.

We have taught the criminals named in the list that nothing is going to happen to them because nothing ever has.

Arrest someone, damnit. Just start arresting and stop talking.

She got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

During Bill Clinton's terms.

Just do the democrat redefine. The "E" on your fuel gauge does not mean Empty. It means Enough. If the needle is above the E, you have more than enough. If the needle falls below the E, then you don't have enough. And if the needle is right on the E, you have just enough.

This is very depressing for me.

If you are in New York your "go" bag is a couple rolls of toilet paper and some wet ones.

I don't think he was the leaker. But I am certain he was being blackmailed.

First accurate Ven Diagram I have seen.

Depends on where they get the money for their boat payment.

Good work. CNN was never news anyway.

There is one thing that he has lost... His mind.

Oh Lord, how long must we suffer?

I would normally say something doomer related because I am so frustrated with the democrats breaking the law with no consequences. But because that would get me slapped upside the head, I will just keep my mouth shut.

The biggest mistake beyond letting them vote, was closing the mental hospitals.

Reuters or Associated Press (AP) write the news. Everyone else copy pastes the news.