Oh no, I'm not running anywhere, there are just steps you can take to obscure who and where you are.
But to your point though, have you seen the FBI roster lately? It looks like they've been plumpin up and I'm sure their vaxxin pretty hard so you might be able to outrun them based on that alone lol.
https://www.pipettebaby.com/products/shampoo-wash They run promotions so every so often you can get a good deal, but they sell it on Amazon and I think Walmart now too
Dropdown is top center of the page, they have everything from key west, tampa, miami, fll etc. Plus if you want to see a couple islands it's always a nice break from reality for a minute or two (typically how I start my day)
Im a little disappointed with the lack of “ICYMI Scott Adam’s is still a faggot grifter” comments