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theReallyRealRJ 14 points ago +14 / -0

For every mask you don’t wear, I’m going to wear three.

Like a reverse Maddox-Karen.

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell, homie, I left a HAIRCUT place for a lot less. DWYGotta; college can definitely give you a level up on your knowledge when you’re just starting a career (before it ultimately gets replaced with experience).

At this stage I’d weigh my desired major against these “marks of shame” and determine if my major is worth it. Computer Science or Nuclear Engineering - maybe yes. “LGBWTFBBQ++ underwater basket gender studies” - likely no.

If I had a college bound child I’d definitely double-check everything. At first it’s fine, just a temperature check and a regularly scheduled ($20 cost to you) “surveillance testing”, but eventually they’ll tire of “being on the wrong team” and give in to peer pressure and get poisoned to make it stop.

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theReallyRealRJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty much this. I’ve not had TV service since I moved out as a self-sufficient adult. That’s been more than 15 years. Can’t say I’ve missed the constant bad news newscasts or the Hollywood movie hype machine.

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theReallyRealRJ 11 points ago +13 / -2

Nothin' worse than browsing all comfy-eyed like in your cozy bed lights turned down low, snuggled in, browsing GA in dark mode.

Then WHAM! Screen cap of a non-dark mode website/browser and you're blinded for life.

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forget the WHERE clause? Are you kidding me? Lemme tell you somethin’: I’m so paranoid, having bjorked up WHERE conditions on the regular, I now add 2-5 extra matching conditions just to make sure I affect exactly what I mean to - even to UPDATE a single record!

And nothing makes me more anxious than running an UPDATE on a large table than realizing after 10 minutes I missed something and having to wait for the cancel to take ANOTHER 10 minutes to roll back.

And speaking of “the wrong hands”: don’t forget that time T_D got “spez’d”, because he got his fee-fees hurt.

Good on you educating the masses - knowledge is power.

by BQnita
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theReallyRealRJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either you're in luck and I'm worse off than you or the opposite: my reaction to every knock at my door is "who the fuck is that?"

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've gotten the flu shot once my entire lifetime. Didn't think I needed it then (peer pressure?) and didn't notice any appreciable difference when flu season rolled through.

I generally try to avoid unnecessary extraneous chemical enhancement of my physiology at all times.

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a single military helicopter flying back and forth from the nearby major airport eastern Missouri) west-southwest and back several days ago. Coulda been that (National Guard Training weekend), IDK. I do know there is nothing military related in the direction they were flying so maybe a small regional field.

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theReallyRealRJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scary stuff. What kills/shocks/abhors me is there’s on person in our team that’s just over the top enthusiastic about being vaccinated. We’ve not been in the office since this crap went down and only the last few months have people even gone back. Boss mentioned getting the team together in person and without missing a beat gung-ho teammate said “Sure! We’ve all been vaccinated here!” I don’t know how many have/have not, but it’s at least (n-1) - ME.

I’m in awe at what a cult-like status “being vaccinated“ has risen to. No one I know gets as ecstatic about being part of the MMR, polio, or flu club (though “flu club” has started to get there in recent times prior to COVID being the “in thing”).

Effin’ insane!

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somewhere out there is a post about alien's visiting earth, finding we consume other life-forms' defense mechanisms (i.e.: capsaicin) for fun and profit, and questioning their galactic exploration choices.

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe. Maybe..

However, given "Clintmann's" history, I'd say Fauci is about to have his server auto-shutdown with two shots to the CPU then bleachbit itself.

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theReallyRealRJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is my thought.

I mean, I’d be pissed we were attacked and we’d have to kick an ass or two, but, at this stage of my feeling about Congress, I’d not be over hurt the Capitol building got blowed up.

Patriots in power, different story, blah-blah-blah.. you know how humans are.

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Johnny: "How much do I owe ya?"

Snakes: "Bidey said 10%."

Johnny: "Too bad Bidey ain't in charge no more."

Snakes: "Whaddya mean?"

Johnny: "He's upstairs, takin' a nap."

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theReallyRealRJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Careful there. They've been smackin' each OTHER with spatulas and dildos for so long they probably have a +1 to hit. /s

But I feel ya. For curious: is 75% the ratio of conservative/liberal gun ownership? We've seen the images of the liberal side and their firearms they're as frightening to see as they are funny.

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theReallyRealRJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forceps or whatever when the baby is RIGHT THERE, but stuck.

Damn sad-ass fuckin' tragedy. It's your baby's zeroth birthday - happiest days of your life .. and this fuckin' world... it just goes in the shitter...

by jon5
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theReallyRealRJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you ask me, the world could use a good shot of animated gifs and marquee tags right about now. I mean clean up the pedo globalists, of course, but give me some of that 1990s brand new to the public Internet.

Back when you had to go on 4 different search engines to find what you were looking for. Back before every search engine had the same content and the top hit for DOOM maps was Joe Blow's fan page, not Mucho Gaming magazine's review about the top DOOM maps. Back when the shit was half-assed, but you loved it all the more because it was from a rando like you blasting onto the Intarwebs not knowing where you'd end up.

This is **not ** a /s, BTW.

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theReallyRealRJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

White is so supreme it has other colors doing its dirty work unbidden.

Which would mean if white is so hands off is it even white anymor... holdonasecond!!

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theReallyRealRJ 13 points ago +13 / -0

This might even be precisely why.

At this point I’m hoping my kids grow up to be carpenters or welders or mechanics or somethin’. Unless they can self teach I’m particularly wary of the general lot of colleges.

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theReallyRealRJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only good outcome is if they BOTH are. It gets progressively worse as each trolling bit is switched off.

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theReallyRealRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lord, I pray, if only for the shock value, we get to know every possible detail of how this whole thing was organized, who the participants were, and what the “sentences” were; that it doesn’t end with “Yay, we’re all free! A thousand year golden age! BTW, everything‘a classified, sorry. Here, have some delicious cake!”

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theReallyRealRJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I wonder where the demonrats would draw the line. Obviously they have COMPLETELY dead people voting for them. What about classic zombies (reanimated)?

What about MOSTLY dead (still PARTLY alive) people?

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only OH-SO-MANY companies did this from the very beginning.

I think they're all about to get to the "go broke" part of the mantra.

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