1 With Formula Shortage More Babies Switching To Whey Protein Powder

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-formula-shortage-more-babies-are-switching-to-whey-protein-powder-getting-swole

2 Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-and-pfizer-announce-2-gallon-family-size-vaccine-booster-tub

3 Taco Bell Totally Unaffected By Meat Shortage

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-unaffected-by-meat-shortage

4 Study Finds Moving Up Election Day Would Instantly End Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-experts-recommends-moving-up-election-date-to-eliminate-virus-sooner

5 Poll Finds More People Would Trust Fauci If He Wore One Of Those Giant Doctor Disk Thingies On His Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-more-people-would-trust-fauci-if-he-wore-one-of-those-giant-doctor-disk-thingies-on-his-head

6 After Long Day Of Work, Feminist Relaxes On Couch To Eat Ice Cream And Fantasize About Being Stay-At-Home Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-long-day-of-work-feminist-goes-home-to-eat-ice-cream-and-fantasize-about-being-stay-at-home-mom

7 Stacey Abrams Graces Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-graces-cover-of-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-edition

8 White House Press Corps Frustrated As New Press Secretary Responds To Every Question With 'I'm A Gay, Black Immigrant'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-press-corps-frustrated-as-new-press-secretary-responds-to-every-question-with-im-a-gay-black-immigrant

9 White House Blames Formula Shortage On That Giant Baby From 'Honey, I Blew Up The Kid'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-blames-formula-shortage-on-that-giant-baby-from-honey-i-blew-up-the-kid

10 We Don't Talk About China

https://youtu.be/GfJOh25Enco

...Don't worry...

...Bee happy...

u/#howl