1 Board Room Demons Applaud As CEO Satan Suggests Rebranding Child Sacrifice As 'Women's Healthcare

https://babylonbee.com/news/board-room-demons-applaud-as-ceo-satan-suggests-rebranding-child-sacrifice-as-abortion

2 10 Movies That Desperately Need A Reboot With More LGBTQ+ Representation

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-movies-that-need-lgbtq-representation-remakes

3 Slay, Queen! Lizzo Twerks In Lincoln’s Top Hat And We Are HERE For It, Girl!

https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-courts-controversy-after--twerking-in-lincolns-top-hat

4 Instagram Bans Competitor Pornhub

https://babylonbee.com/news/instagram-bans-competitor-pornhub

5 NASA Saves Face By Claiming Female Astronaut Running Spaceship Into Asteroid Was Intentional

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-saves-face-by-claiming-female-astronaut-running-spaceship-into-asteroid-was-intentional

6 Are You A Fascist? 12 Signs To Look For

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-fascist-know-the-signs

7 Fascism Expert Somehow Able to Find Fascism Everywhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/fascism-expert-somehow-able-to-find-fascism-everywhere

8 Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-drafts-articles-of-impeachment-against-new-prime-minister-of-italy

9 White House Promises To Walk Back Biden Statement Once Their Codebreakers Decipher It

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-promises-to-walk-back-biden-statement-once-their-codebreakers-decipher-it

10 Looters Spotted Trying To Enter Mar-A-Lago After Hurricane Ian

https://babylonbee.com/news/looters-spotted-trying-to-enter-mar-a-lago-after-hurricane-ian

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