1 Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-reveals-eight-more-problems-besides-inflation-you-can-fix-by-killing-your-kids

2 Dad Has Family Arrive At Airport Before It's Even Built

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-has-family-arrive-at-airport-before-its-even-built

3 CDC Announces New Initiative To Promote Homeschooling

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-new-initiative-to-promote-homeschooling

4 Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman

https://babylonbee.com/news/mehmet-oz-now-running-neck-and-neck-and-neck-with-john-fetterman

5 Stacey Abrams Explains You Can Get Your Bills Down To $0 By Killing Yourself

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacy-abrams-explains-you-can-get-your-bills-down-to-zero-by-killing-yourself

6 David Pretty Confident He Just Wrote A Banger After Finishing Psalm 23

https://babylonbee.com/news/david-pretty-confident-he-just-wrote-a-banger-after-finishing-psalm-23

7 Spokesperson For Hell Rejects Biden’s Claim That US Economy Is 'Strong as Hell'

https://babylonbee.com/news/spokesperson-for-hell-rejects-bidens-claim-that-us-economy-is-strong-as-hell

8 Disney Announces New, Cheaper Travel Option Where You Pay $3,000 Not To Go To Disney

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-announces-new-cheaper-travel-option-where-you-pay-3000-not-to-go-to-disney

9 Moses Commands Israelites To Gather Double Portion Of Chick-fil-A On Saturday Since They Can’t Gather Any Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-commands-israelites-to-gather-double-portion-of-chick-fil-a-on-saturday-since-they-cant-gather-any-sunday

10 John MacArthur Protests Prosperity Gospel By Gluing Self To Joel Osteen's Pulpit

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-macarthur-protests-prosperity-gospel-by-gluing-self-to-joel-osteens-pulpit

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