1 Musk Announces Plan To Reduce Twitter Workforce To Only 280 Characters

https://babylonbee.com/news/musk-announces-plan-to-reduce-twitter-workforce-down-to-only-280-characters

2 The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-top-15-greatest-threats-to-democracy

3 Man At Gates Of Heaven Sweating Bullets As Saint Peter Asks Him How Many Warriors Were In Tribe Of Simeon During The Exodus

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-at-gates-of-heaven-sweating-bullets-as-saint-peter-asks-him-how-many-warriors-were-in-tribe-of-simeon-during-the-exodus

4 Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-form-committee-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-who-did-all-those-lockdowns-and-vaccine-mandates

5 New Breakthrough Treatment For Depression Just A Hammer To Smash Your Phone With

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-breakthrough-treatment-for-depression-just-hammer-you-smash-with-your-phone

6 Alex Jones Sentenced To Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/alex-jones-sentenced-to-death

7 Top 10 Outdated Family Traditions And What You Can Replace Them With

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-modern-replacements-for-outdated-family-traditions

8 9 Arguments To Instantly Destroy A Libertarian

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-arguments-to-instantly-destroy-a-libertarian

9 Experts Decry Shocking Lack of Diversity On Kenyan Marathon Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-decry-shocking-lack-of-diversity-on-kenyan-marathon-team

10 Things You Can Do To Make Sure Our Elections Are Secure

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-you-can-do-to-make-sure-your-local-election-is-secure

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