1 Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

https://babylonbee.com/news/turkey-denied-presidential-pardon-after-photos-emerge-of-it-attending-jan-6-riot

2 After Months Of Homeschooler Begging For Mobile Device, Parents Finally Cave

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-months-of-homeschooler-begging-for-mobile-device-parents-finally-cave

3 Local Doctor Anxiously Waiting To Learn What Patient Read On WebMD

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-doctor-anxiously-waiting-to-learn-what-patient-read-on-webmd

4 New Thermostat Requires You To Relinquish Your Man Card To Turn The Heat On

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-thermostats-will-now-require-you-to-relinquish-your-man-card-in-order-to-turn-the-heat-on

5 Jesus Accused Of Being A Christian Nationalist After Saying He's Going To Establish His Kingdom Over The Whole Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-accused-of-being-a-christian-nationalist-after-saying-hes-going-to-establish-his-kingdom-over-the-whole-earth

6 11 Environmentally Friendly Meat Substitutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-environmentally-friendly-meat-substitutes

7 Recently Fired Pelosi Seen On Street Corner With Sign Reading 'Will Trade Stock Tips 4 Food'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-seen-on-street-corner-with-sign-reading-will-give-stock-tips-4-food

8 FTX Fraud Scandal: Here’s What You Should Know

https://babylonbee.com/news/ftx-fraud-scandal-heres-what-you-should-know

9 Arizona Announces They Have Finished Counting And Calvin Coolidge Has Won Their 3 Electoral Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/arizona-announces-they-have-finished-counting-and-calvin-coolidge-has-won-their-3-electoral-votes

10 Soccer Team Apologizes For Running Up The Score In 2-0 Blowout

https://babylonbee.com/news/soccer-team-apologizes-for-running-up-the-score-in-2-0-blowout

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