We give them two choices:

• yell "9-1-1 WAS AN INSIDE JERB" twelve times at the top of their lungs while holding a crucifix
• Or—masturbate in a Zoom call while holding a photo of Brian Stelter

/s

We give them two choices:

• yell "9-1-1 WAS AN INSIDE JERB" twelve times at the top of their lungs while holding a crucifix
• Or—masturbate in a Zoom call while holding a photo of Brian Stelter

/s

(Posting that because it'll for sure make Brian Stelter's head explode)

We give them two choices:

• Make them yell "9-1-1 WAS AN INSIDE JERB" twelve times at the top of their lungs while holding a crucifix
• Or—we make them masturbate in a Zoom call while holding a photo of Brian Stelter

/s

(Posting that because it'll for sure make Brian Stelter's head explode)

We make them yell "9-1-1 WAS AN INSIDE JERB" twelve times at the top of their lungs while holding a crucifix.

/s

(Posting that because it'll for sure make Brian Stelter's head explode)