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Hmm, say you were the CEO of a fairly large scale organization where your product is on helping humanity unlock their innate desires and potential, and you're always looking to grow your organization by a minimum of 4-6% YoY (but hopefully closer to 18% as the markets as a mess at the moment), what would you do?

Accounting tells you we need to save costs, and one sure way is to reduce your organization's compensation package... in fact, how about we restructure the compensation package to be zero (0) and make it a fully Volunteer workforce program! ... "Excellent"

HR tells you that your 'volunteer' workforce are in distress with the working conditions, some are mildly uncomfortable but the majority are on the verge of collapse, and a shockingly large % of them are leaving the organization resulting in a sharp downturn on the S&P 7 Index. How do you keep your volunteer workforce to stay and be more productive?

Sales & Marketing tells you they came up with a grand new campaign that will surely increase engagement, brand awareness as well as increase our voluntary donations by at least 6.66x ... you go over the campaign, looked at the projections, then you sit back ... "Brilliant"

Advertising & Creative gets to work, it's long nights but everyone knows what's at stake, and the results are mind blowing, it's probably one of the best campaigns this Organization has every come up throughout in it's entire existence. You remember the A.D. Great Depression very well, those were hard times.

The campaign rolls out - promises of a safe work environment, increased focus on equity, programs to get mothers back into the work force, training for fathers to be better allies, and with both parents at work we pledge increased funding to schools and a much better curriculum (because education is the way out of poverty), an aggressive stance on stopping hate and racial injustice, ... and the list goes on.

Your growth explodes, the volunteer program has increased exponentially... they are just walking through the gates, it's insane. At this rate your organization will at the top of the Suffering & Pain 7 index.

You feel great, you're much stronger than you were before, and the best part of it all is none of your volunteers realize where they are.

your Organization is HELL INC.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Hmm, say you were the CEO of a fairly large scale organization where your product is on helping humanity unlock their innate desires and potential, and you're always looking to grow your organization by a minimum of 4-6% YoY (but hopefully closer to 18% as the markets as a mess at the moment), what would you do?

Accounting tells you we need to save costs, and one sure way is to reduce your organization's compensation package... in fact, how about we restructure the compensation package to be zero (0) and make it a fully Volunteer workforce program! ... "Excellent"

HR tells you that your 'volunteer' workforce are in distress with the working conditions, some are mildly uncomfortable but the majority are on the verge of collapse, and a shockingly large % of them are leaving the organization resulting in a sharp downturn on the S&P 7 Index (Suffering & Pain 7). How do you keep your volunteer workforce to stay and be more productive?

Sales & Marketing tells you they came up with a grand new campaign that will surely increase engagement, brand awareness as well as increase our voluntary donations by at least 6.66x ... you go over the campaign, looked at the projections, then you sit back ... "Brilliant"

Advertising & Creative gets to work, it's long nights but everyone knows what's at stake, and the results are mind blowing, it's probably one of the best campaigns this Organization has every come up with in it's entire existence since the A.D. Great Depression.

The campaign rolls out - promises of a safe work environment, increased focus on equity, programs to get mothers back into the work force, training for fathers to be a better allies, and with both parents at work we pledge increased funding to schools and a much better curriculum (because education is the way out of poverty), an aggressive stance on stopping hate and racial injustice, ... and the list goes on.

Your growth explodes, the volunteer program has increased exponentially... they are just walking through the gates, it's insane. At this rate your organizations will at the top of the S&P 7 index.

You feel great, you're much stronger than you were before, and the best part of it all is none of your volunteers realize where they are.

btw, your Organization is HELL INC.

2 years ago
1 score