student loan enslavement

The only type of debt that is categorically impossible to ever discharge through bankruptcy, which makes zero sense.

As if that weren't enough, throughout your life, interest is— insanely and without justification—arbitrarily transformed into principal and added to your principal balance, as if you had actually borrowed that money!

You never did, of course. The bank just invented that enormous additional debt out of thin air to intentionally enslave you. So, the bank charges interest on interest on interest, ad infinitum. Soon the debt becomes ridiculously vast, and the borrower knows they will never pay it back in 100 lifetimes.

In this way a decision made as a teenager (the group we look to for the best decision-making skill!) haunts the once-ambitious student literally for the rest of their life, with no hope of ever getting out from under it.

Sincere congrats to all you who managed to pay it off. It's a feat to be proud of, for sure. Just stop hating your fellow patriots who aren't, because the system is literally designed to prevent doing it.

The bank DOES NOT WANT YOU PAYING OFF YOUR STUDENT LOAN. Their cash flow from you stops if you do.

Instead, they want you paying on it, with interest, on interest, on interest, ad nauseam, for the entirety of your life.

Your whole life, a subscription service to banks. They own you.

student loan enslavement

The only type of debt that is categorically impossible to ever discharge through bankruptcy, which makes zero sense.

As if that weren't enough, throughout your life, interest is— insanely and without justification—arbitrarily transformed into principal and added to your principal balance, as if you had actually borrowed that money!

You never did, of course. The bank just invented that enormous additional debt out of thin air to intentionally enslave you. So, the bank charges interest on interest on interest, ad infinitum. Soon the debt becomes ridiculously vast, and the borrower knows they will never pay it back in 100 lifetimes.

In this way a decision made as a teenager (the group we look to for the best decision-making skill!) haunts the once-ambitious student literally for the rest of their life, with no hope of ever getting out from under it.

Sincere congrats to all you who managed to pay it off. It's a feat to be proud of, for sure. Just stop hating your fellow patriots who aren't, because the system is literally designed to prevent doing it.

The bank DOES NOT WANT YOU PAYING OFF YOUR STUDENT LOAN. Their cash flow from you stops if you do.

Instead, they want you paying on it, with interest, on interest, on interest, ad nauseam, for the entirety of your life.

Your whole life, a subscription service to banks.