They figuratively would have all performed fellatio on him for fucks sake.
He would have been the new Electric Jesus, with the perfectly creased pants for Chris Matthews to make cringe-worthy homoerotic statements in unrepentant adulation of.
He would have been the media darling of the world, plastered 24/7 on every device replete with a Nobel Peace Prize for showing up.
He would be about to cure cancer and every photo of him would have an orb or light source behind his head to make him look like the messiah.
Ellen, Oprah, Hanks, Clooney, The cast of the Big Bang Theory, GLAAD, BLM, Antifa, Schiff, Pelosi, Schumer would have pledged their lives to him.
Anthony Keidis would have said "Donald" and then kissed one bisep then "Trump" and kissed the other bisep like some retarded skater/pimp making all sentient beings roll their eyes.
Magazine racks would have looked like a Melania montage and women would not be able to turn a page in any of that vapid shite without seeing her face 9 times.
This is all irrefutable, search your heart and fucking know this like you know "I think, therefore I am"
This is what would have happened.
They figuratively would have all performed fellatio on him for fucks sake.
He would have been the new Electric Jesus, with the perfectly creased pants for Chris Matthews to make cringe-worthy homoerotic statements in unrepentant adulation of.
He would have been the media darling of the world, plastered 24/7 on every device replete with a Nobel Peace Prize for showing up.
He would be about to cure cancer and every photo of him would have an orb or light source behind his head to make him look like the messiah.
Ellen, Oprah, Hanks, Clooney, The cast of the Big Bang Theory, GLAAD, BLM, Antifa, Schiff, Pelosi, Schumer would have pledged their lives to him.
Anthony Keidis would have said "Donald" and then kissed one bisep then "Trump" and kissed the other bisep like some retarded skater/pimp making all sentient being roll their eyes.
Magazine racks would have looked like a Melania montage and women would not be able to turn a page in any of that vapid shite without seeing her face 9 times.
This is all irrefutable, search your heart and fucking know this like you know "I think, therefore I am"
This is what would have happened.