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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

They forged his Kenyan husband's birth certificate and ignored his family talking about it. They'll just say the hospital made a typo after refusing to provide it for years.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at all these hyped up white collar felonies that hurt nobody! Now go vote for the senile incest loving pedophile who launders money through his crack head son.

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Luminescent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup, and if I think fags dancing naked in June in front of children is inappropriate I automatically hate gay people. Don't want to date a transvestite, you're a homophobe. Don't support BLM riots, you hate black people. Don't like money going to Ukraine, you're a radical Putin supporter...

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Luminescent 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can't I just be anti every country? The last 40 years hasn't made me too fond of my own, I hate all governments.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand these posts, everyone around here can't find anyone willing to work. I can't run errands without seeing a dozen now hiring signs. I just quit my job to go make an extra grand a week. PM me if you're serious and willing to relocate, I can show you a redneck town where you can rent a crappy apartment starting around 1k a month and have you both starting out at $20 an hour job you're probably not gonna like but they have great benefits and sign on bonuses if you aren't afraid of manual labor.

Tuition reimbursement. Suck it up in a hot and dusty factory for 4 years while going to school in the evenings and you'd be an engineer with no student loans and a 120k a year job waiting for you after graduation or she would be a nurse making almost as much. They have days and swing so one of you could be home constantly if you have kids.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are they on "yacht dudes"? I'd go party with some old rich women.

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Luminescent 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking the reverse, start flying them in and have them dropped off anywhere needing labor to work off a plane ticket home. "Oh your hotel lost another maid? Okay, for a $165 Southwest ticket I can have you one there from Ohio in 3 hours". Let the little skanks evaluate their poor life decisions while they scrub toilets.

Could be a useful tool for traveling, get the rich asshole thinking I'm a hottie to pick up the tab to visit my family then get off the plane and tell him that I forgot to tell him I transitioned a couple years back as I hand him some DNC literature reminding him to vote while I hail a cab. Then go visit with his wife later asking why her husband didn't find me attractive enough for buttsex. Explain that I had a week in their city poor and begging for money to get home and really don't care anymore I just want a plane ticket home or I'll make a scene.

An androgynous name like Chris, Jaimie, Erin or Pat would be useful on my passport.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cracking a couple eggs into chicken ramen with some bean sprouts and jalapeรฑos was how I managed when I was broke. Complete meal with everything you need for about a buck... probably $2 now under the Biden regime. I couldn't tell you how much since I started raising my own chickens.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Precisely, mine helps those who need it and will make an effort to improve their own lives thereby giving us a clear conscience when we deport illegals, lock up habitual offender junkies and ignore single moms who "jus need white pepo to unastan how dificoat it is bein o color raisin babes all lone".

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Farmers market in the city selling fresh produce, eggs, chicken, milk etc. that offers free cooked meals, food and open bay military type barracks. Make panhandling illegal punished by work release on a farm and giving homeless money punishable by fines that go towards counselors and people working for this set up. No more vagrants, section 8, welfare, food stamps... it'd solve everything overnight. One single mom does daycare while the others work, junkies getting AA and NA meetings after working. Don't like getting up at 7 a.m. for inspections before going to shovel stalls, pull weeds or milk cows, GREAT, take an internship with the butcher or the maintenance team. In a wheelchair, you can be a cashier. Old? Go help teach the kids or run the library.

I would start an entire town dedicated to helping those who want to help themselves and probably turn a profit to reinvest in more across the country. I'd buy my groceries from a transparent organization promoting healthy living and second chances and tell every beggar to fuck off as I called them a ride to the farm.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every one of you in this thread is crazy, I love Velveeta Shells and Cheese doctored up with milk, more cheese, jalapeรฑos, ham etc. and I always have a variety of premium ramen from the Asian market. I was on the swim team and still swim a lot now so loading up on carbs and sodium is normal to me.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

They let them cash out now? WTF? Had a girlfriend years back who got laid off in a shitty fashion so I told her to get food stamps, unemployment and every freebie possible... with enough explanation of where a third of my check went she reluctantly did. I didn't care that anyone judged me for making good money as I used her food stamps to buy crab and rib-eyes since it's my money they took to begin with.

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Luminescent 10 points ago +10 / -0

This would be my best guess. I've wired a few banks, 2 hour fire rated walls everywhere, rigid (RMC) conduit for every penetration, fire blocking in raceways, upgraded surge protection, vaults designed to be invincible... the media will say built up sewer gas or someone spilled their latte on a keyboard but trust me, banks don't burn down or explode. People were dumb enough to believe jet fuel melts steel and building 7 collapsed from debris but I've built enough shit to know better. Guaranteed it's a distraction but who knows if it's the branch manager wiping out a few mortgages for friends or a rival cartel taking out their competitor's adrenachrome we'll have to wait and see.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think of dirt under my nails as a reminder to trim them, guess anyone looking at mine will have to see the calluses to notice how hard I work.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

What prompts these huge Hollywood stars to destroy their careers by becoming political? They gotta have pictures of him fucking children on Epstien Island or something.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

First election I could ever vote in was for Ron Paul because I didn't want to pick between the Giant Douche or The Turd Sandwich. That's when I figured out that even if you are a great candidate it's still pointless to run as an independent. If they install another cabal pawn and this movie doesn't end soon I'm literally considering Russia as a viable option. I love the cold, they need electricians and the women are beautiful. What's the point staying here if Trump can't fix our nation?

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll get a t-shirt of their guy and follow you around picking dumb arguments with you and then get fall down drunk screaming at people not to listen to you. That will help.

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Luminescent 7 points ago +7 / -0

70,000!!! Seriously!!!!?!!! I know of SO many people in the medical industry that squirted the jab into the sink. A friend of mine's sister in-law was quite the entrepreneur, was charging $50 a pop for people to come in and watch her dump it and hand them paperwork for their employer to see ๐Ÿ˜‚. Those seventy thousand people must not have wanted their jobs very much.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do states even need to pass a law to arrest criminals? ๐Ÿคก ๐ŸŒ

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

No not really, I just know the media, government and pharmaceutical industries want me dead or sick. I thought I was just a normal guy until I found out how gullible and stupid the majority of people are.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

David Hogg and his dad had it cleared out of any journalists not on the payroll, safe bet for a meeting when they're already staging a crisis.

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