the one angle from which she looks slightly attractive
I figured the only angle like that was through beer goggles. Then I think beer can't possibly be strong enough, and I figure it must be tequila or something more potent.
DING DING DING!!! We have the official number of beers (imported, but it'll do) necessary to make her attractive!! (I'd follow up with, "we have a winner!" but I'm not sure anyone wins in this scenario.)
I figured the only angle like that was through beer goggles. Then I think beer can't possibly be strong enough, and I figure it must be tequila or something more potent.
DING DING DING!!! We have the official number of beers (imported, but it'll do) necessary to make her attractive!! (I'd follow up with, "we have a winner!" but I'm not sure anyone wins in this scenario.)
Definitely need whiskey....scratch that, moonshine.